goodconversations Posted March 28, 2013 #226 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Yes.. it would put it in a zoo why is Barny purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 8, 2013 #227 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Because he is sponsored by Cadbury's, and purple is their corporate color. In fact, in 1982, he changed his name from Barney to Bournville as part of a publicity stunt. What is the best way to prevent earthquake damage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted September 8, 2013 #228 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Move everyone and any buildings off of and away from the major tectonic plate fault lines... Why do they still not believe in ghosts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted September 8, 2013 #229 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Because they are ghosts and if they believed in them, they would fade out of existence. Why are balls round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted September 8, 2013 #230 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Because if they were cubes then they couldn't roll very well... Did the Dalai Lama ever get the pizza joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted September 8, 2013 Author #231 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Yes, after he took a bite of some pizza, he had a major epiphany. To be one with everything, you must eat it. Are there any unguided missiles? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 8, 2013 #232 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Well, i could say…… Most, are actually ill guided but hey…..whaaaaat….. Everrrrrr's…That's never stopped them. Why is an elephant in the middle of the room, any ways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted September 8, 2013 #233 Share Posted September 8, 2013 He's waiting for someone to give him a peanut. Why count your chickens before they cross the road? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted September 8, 2013 #234 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (too easy!) so that you can check them again on the other side and know if you've lost any on the way or not Why do some people say they were 'born in the wrong body'? How does that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted September 8, 2013 #235 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Well, before you are born you get to choose which body you would like, but sometimes the order gets mixed up and you get the wrong one... What does a 1,000 year old Twinkie look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 9, 2013 #236 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Is that a trick question…..Aren't those things the last thing to go…………Even after the cockroaches? When do pigs fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted September 9, 2013 #237 Share Posted September 9, 2013 When they are shot from a cannon! What rhymes with orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 9, 2013 #238 Share Posted September 9, 2013 'What rhymes with orange'?…..Lozenge. Why do lemons have pips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted September 9, 2013 #239 Share Posted September 9, 2013 So you can count the number of times your face shrivels up when you devour them. Who let the dogs out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 9, 2013 #240 Share Posted September 9, 2013 It must have been…. Deputy dawg, huckleberry hound, droopy dog, snoopy snoop dog, and those pesky hounds of the Baskervilles……Man, those hound dogs ain't nothing but a pack of hound dogs, cry in all the time…. Ups too no good. When they get together over a game of pool or poker…..Boy, oh boy…. Just has them running wild, doing all sorts of unspeakable things. What makes a willow weep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie Posted September 9, 2013 #241 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Knowing that One Direction have a 3D movie in the cinema that I might have to go watch cause my 9 year old daughter wants to.......oh wait....that's what makes me cry! lol Why does the Earth spins clockwise? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 9, 2013 #242 Share Posted September 9, 2013 If the Earth spun the other way, we would have to redraw all the time-zones. Instead of 'Piri Piri' is it not easier and quicker to write Piri² ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie Posted September 9, 2013 #243 Share Posted September 9, 2013 But then it would take longer to say it! Why do little girls love pink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted September 9, 2013 #244 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Because she's their role model. If you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, what happens if you get someone else to do it? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted September 9, 2013 Author #245 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Then you've possibly achieved a rare thing. You found somebody who can take a damn and give a damn. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie Posted September 9, 2013 #246 Share Posted September 9, 2013 They do....cause vegetarians get chicken pox! Do aliens spy on us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted September 9, 2013 #247 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Only when we're not looking. How do you find an invisible cloak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 9, 2013 #248 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Fire your photon torpedos at the Klingon ship. Washing is only called 'washing' before it is washed, so why is it called 'ironing' both before and after the ironing process? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted September 9, 2013 #249 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Because it's ironic. Did it rain cats and dogs before cats and dogs evolved? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 9, 2013 #250 Share Posted September 9, 2013 In prehistoric times, it rained sabre-toothed cats and snorkasauri.* What kind of pasta is pastrami? *Source: The Flintstones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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