HeathenRoyalty Posted September 27, 2013 #276 Share Posted September 27, 2013 The mass of the sun is 96.8 % of all the rest of the Solar System. Did he really go there? Nice. Cause they don't want their customers killing themselves over prices. How much wood does a woodchuck actually chuck? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted September 27, 2013 Author #277 Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) None if you can catch the little pests and chuck the woodchuck! How do I set my laser printer on stun? Edited September 27, 2013 by Purifier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathenRoyalty Posted September 28, 2013 #278 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Remove the ink, set the contrast all the way up then stick a fork in the outlet. When I shock my bag and my brain with this thing, will I actually go back in time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted September 28, 2013 #279 Share Posted September 28, 2013 No, you'll just wish you could. Is chewing your fingernails cannibalism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathenRoyalty Posted September 28, 2013 #280 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Only if you swallow them. How does a sadomasochist win an argument? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted September 30, 2013 #281 Share Posted September 30, 2013 As a sore winner? Why do you always find something in the last place you look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted September 30, 2013 #282 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Because it wasn't in the next to last place you looked. Who do mockingbirds mock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted September 30, 2013 Author #283 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Other creatures who act like they got birdbrains for brains. Who killed the Dead Sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted September 30, 2013 #284 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) Lotts wife when she turned into a pillar of salt and fell in. Why don't penguins and Polar Bears live in Antarctica Edited September 30, 2013 by spud the mackem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted September 30, 2013 #285 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Because they want to be near Santa Claus. How can phones ring off the hook? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted October 1, 2013 #286 Share Posted October 1, 2013 84 days to santa time. why are wrong phone numbers never engaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted October 1, 2013 #287 Share Posted October 1, 2013 if a lady empties her handbag,she never gets all the stuff back in again......why ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 1, 2013 Author #288 Share Posted October 1, 2013 (Wait! Holdup! Spud! One silly question at a time, please. Let someone else answer your first question. Lol) - I'll answer your last question to get us back on track..... Because her bag deflated and shrunk back down to it's normal size. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted October 1, 2013 #289 Share Posted October 1, 2013 because when they are only half built,they are building sites. Do you check behind your shower curtain for a Murderer every night, if you find one, whats your plan ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 1, 2013 #290 Share Posted October 1, 2013 No, I shower in the morning. When dogs bark, are they mimicking trees? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 4, 2013 #291 Share Posted October 4, 2013 No, they are mimicking parrots mimicking trees. Is it true, the Queen is a shape-shifting lizard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted October 5, 2013 #292 Share Posted October 5, 2013 no she is a friendly old Dragon How long would it take to count to 1 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecowboy342 Posted October 5, 2013 #293 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Not long if you count by millions. If crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 5, 2013 #294 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Freedom Fighters fight Crime fighters because they want to stay free after having committed their crimes. Can an adult ever take baby steps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 5, 2013 #295 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Yes, but only in the same way that a cat can dog paddle. Why do the aliens hate our cows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 5, 2013 #296 Share Posted October 5, 2013 They don't. They're just practicing bovine surgical techniques. Why does combining yellow and blue make green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathenRoyalty Posted October 5, 2013 #297 Share Posted October 5, 2013 The astrophysical equation for the color spectrum causes, yeah I have no idea. Why are streets named park place when we drive on them? And for that matter why do we park on driveways? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 5, 2013 #298 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Because callign them "driving thingy" or "parkiemabob" sounded silly. Who's the sadistic b*st*rd who put saurkraut on a reuben? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathenRoyalty Posted October 5, 2013 #299 Share Posted October 5, 2013 That one guy who, oh wait. Why is it called a pair on panties when women only get one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 6, 2013 #300 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Because it takes a pair of hands to put them on. Why do we call them computers if they can do more than just math? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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