Gunn Posted October 16, 2013 Author #326 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Because it's where the dominate side of their brain is. No really, let any man show you. How many weeks are there in a light year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 16, 2013 #327 Share Posted October 16, 2013 However many they have, its still empty calories…. No matter what the advertises try to call it. How do you know when you are in love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 17, 2013 #328 Share Posted October 17, 2013 When you can't think of anything else. Why does James Bond insist that his vodka martinis be shaken and not stirred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 17, 2013 #329 Share Posted October 17, 2013 That way, he can read the bubbles that float to the surface and divine inspiration. Why, when people can't think of anything intelligent to say, do they carry on talkin' a load of s**t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 17, 2013 #330 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Same reason that when you win an argument with a girl they end it with "whatever" Do you know the muffin man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted October 17, 2013 #331 Share Posted October 17, 2013 No, but I have eaten his muffins and I feel guilty for not having paid for them. If we get up, what exactly are we getting? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 17, 2013 #332 Share Posted October 17, 2013 We get… Uppity, of cause. If a towel can be rung, why can't a bell dry? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 17, 2013 Author #333 Share Posted October 17, 2013 It does, after it gets threw ringing. It's called the "Shake n' Dry" method. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 17, 2013 #334 Share Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) Well that's because its actually 2B that is the most popular and she prefers being the 2B…. That way, she can enjoy what she does without the hassle from one-ists….. Who are a fickle crowd and have a very questionable value system. If a clock ticked backwards, would time fly upside down? Edited October 17, 2013 by Blue Star 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 20, 2013 Author #335 Share Posted October 20, 2013 No. It means that damn clock is broke! Fix it already! Do gun manuals have trouble shooting sections? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 21, 2013 #336 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Only with the automatics. Why do i seem to effect/ stop clocks…it's very odd, i go through clocks like most go through toilet paper?????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted October 21, 2013 #337 Share Posted October 21, 2013 It's the magnetics of your body. You must be a very polarizing person... When Mexican Muslims pray...do they begin with, Hola Alah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 15, 2013 #338 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Congratulations on your thread-killing prowess . Two months(almost), is a long time. What part of a chicken's anatomy is it's 'nugget'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted December 17, 2013 #339 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Congratulations on your thread-killing prowess . Two months(almost), is a long time. What part of a chicken's anatomy is it's 'nugget'? The nugget is between the chicken's finger and it's buffalo wing. If you live in zero gravity in the space station for three months, will you ever gain or lose weight? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSquirrel Posted December 17, 2013 #340 Share Posted December 17, 2013 You'll gain if your diet is like a comet, a little meteor (say it outloud). How do blind people know when to stop wiping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 27, 2013 #341 Share Posted December 27, 2013 They just turn the wipers on for 30 seconds and trust to luck. Who fixes a satellite that develops a fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Topp Posted April 19, 2014 #342 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Microsoft with their knock off version of an ibrick. Who invented stupidity? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted April 19, 2014 #343 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Men, I think Since a black box can survive a plane crash, why aren't planes made of the same strong stuff? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=Jak= Posted April 19, 2014 #344 Share Posted April 19, 2014 May be still it remain Plain. BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN. THERE IS A WOMEN. Why she stand behind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 1, 2014 #345 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Because the woman is the mastermind behind the scenes. Why do dogs bark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted May 1, 2014 #346 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Because cats meow. Why do motorcyclists rev their engines so much before driving away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 1, 2014 #347 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Because they need time to ready their heart for a wild ride on the bike. Why is my friend angry when I stole her cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 2, 2014 #348 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Because you're a MONSTER! (a cookie monster) Why don't we all save valuable time by only counting on one hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 2, 2014 #349 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Because one hand isn't enough to count all our money. Why does heat cause matter to expand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 2, 2014 #350 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Matter only expands if the heat is consistently high in calories. hat do you think ould happen if e all removed the letter from our keyboards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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