theotherguy Posted May 2, 2014 #351 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Th nd rsult woul b th sam as if it wr thr. S? Still radabl. What would happen if you glued a ghost to a zombie? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 2, 2014 #352 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The werewolves would be really p***ed off. How can I travel through time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted May 2, 2014 Author #353 Share Posted May 2, 2014 By finding a clock as big as mountain and sitting on the second hand, it's much faster and not as slow as the other two hands. {Note: I would strap myself to it anyway possible in case you lose your grip] Where is the trick in a trick question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 3, 2014 #354 Share Posted May 3, 2014 The trick of course lies where the trick is in the trick question. Why do kids like sweets so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted May 6, 2014 #355 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Cos' sweets are sooo! good for them and vegetables aren't. Why do fleas jump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 7, 2014 #356 Share Posted May 7, 2014 (edited) Because they have jumpy paws! Do bees say beecause... when they answer a "why" question? Edited May 7, 2014 by Re di Spade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted May 8, 2014 #357 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Beecos' beeez are so beezy...they don't have time to answer "why" questions....so let it bee. Why do people yawn? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted May 8, 2014 #358 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Because it's bad to go to bed with wet teeth. If I drank too much wine at The Wedding At Cana, do you reckon I would be 'right to drive home? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 8, 2014 #359 Share Posted May 8, 2014 (edited) Only if Jesus allowed you! Did Jesus and His Mother get drunk at The Wedding At Cana? Edited May 8, 2014 by Re di Spade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 8, 2014 #360 Share Posted May 8, 2014 No, they were simply "over-served." Who built Antarctica? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 9, 2014 #361 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Somebody with little imagination. Do spirit levels contain a real ghost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 9, 2014 #362 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Of course: they call it Ghost in the Shell. Why do our hair never hurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted May 10, 2014 #363 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Because hair insulates itself from a protein called natural bullet shield. Why are most plants green? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted May 10, 2014 #364 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Because they're jealous they're not meat. Why is the sky blue? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted May 10, 2014 #365 Share Posted May 10, 2014 because .... Come to think of it ... is the sky really blue ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted May 10, 2014 #366 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Not at night. How can a book be a pageturner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted May 10, 2014 #367 Share Posted May 10, 2014 When you are reading it on a merry go round ~ Is my nose too big for my face ? ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 10, 2014 #368 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Oh, that's your nose, now I realize... Sorry, I didn't see your face and I thought it was a trumpet. Why is chocolate brown? Edited May 10, 2014 by Re di Spade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted May 10, 2014 #369 Share Posted May 10, 2014 because IT can't wait to come out of the other end ... Do I need a shower ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #370 Share Posted May 10, 2014 No, just two really long baths. Did it just get sexier in here because i walked in? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 10, 2014 #371 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) I will assume that you are wearing a French maid's outfit. Why haven't pandas died out yet? . Edited May 10, 2014 by acute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 10, 2014 #372 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Because they still like having sex. Why no animal ever made a chastity vow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 11, 2014 #373 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Animals are loose. Even married ones go on dating websites. Gas is cheaper here than electricity. How can I convert my electric fire to run on gas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 12, 2014 #374 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Pray God to convert its soul. Why do we have two eyes and two ears but only one nose and one mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted May 12, 2014 Author #375 Share Posted May 12, 2014 We had to downsize. Too many body parts for the senses. Looked weird too. Why do they report power outages on TV? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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