Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #401 Share Posted June 13, 2014 That would be because the Stetsons the bullets like to wear, distort the trajectory…. If only they could put aside their fashion ester-nesses. How can a puddle get wet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #402 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Well, it usually starts with swimming lessons. Why are clouds different shapes? Can't they make up their minds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 13, 2014 #403 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Clouds are, like, really mixed up, man. Like, out of it. Please answer a question I haven't asked, about nipples or Hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #404 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Why do people always talk about Hitler? Even if he were still alive he would be an old man now, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 13, 2014 #405 Share Posted June 13, 2014 If you went back in a time machine, you could be 79 more than once. Why do toy dogs insist on having such short legs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #406 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Because if they had long ones the children would choke on them. Why are shakes called that? I never see them shaking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 13, 2014 #407 Share Posted June 13, 2014 They are called 'shakes' because the cow vibrates her udders in order to expel the milk. Is it true, wearing a monkey costume makes you crave bananas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 13, 2014 #408 Share Posted June 13, 2014 If you can fit into a monkey suit, you probably crave bananas anyway. How do the Power Puff girls shoot lasers from their eyes? Do they have laser guns inside their heads? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekelyn Posted June 14, 2014 #409 Share Posted June 14, 2014 (edited) Wait for it............. Aliens Why does Spiderman shoot webs from his hands and not his butt like other spiders? Edited June 14, 2014 by Mekelyn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 14, 2014 #410 Share Posted June 14, 2014 He used to, but then he started getting hemorrhoids and...I guess I don't want to go there.... Why does Superman fly around all the time? Doesn't he have anything better to do? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekelyn Posted June 14, 2014 #411 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Because he used to Chicken Dance everywhere but people made fun of him If trees have bark then why don't they bark? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 14, 2014 #412 Share Posted June 14, 2014 They do but just not when people are around. They're shy that way. Why is it bad luck to walk under a ladder? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekelyn Posted June 14, 2014 #413 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Because the Ladder is ticklish Why are wheels round? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 14, 2014 #414 Share Posted June 14, 2014 That's easy! People used to worship the moon, so they made them that shape to honor the moon. How do motor mouths shut off the motor at night? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 15, 2014 #415 Share Posted June 15, 2014 They just muffle the baffles and go ssssshshshshshshshshshshshsh****ill Morning. Why do people who like the sound of their own voices, talk such dross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 15, 2014 #416 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Because to them, dross is sweet talk. Why don't we have cars that can fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted June 15, 2014 #417 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Cos' it would put the airlines out of business. Why do dogs bark instead of meow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 15, 2014 #418 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Because if they did meow, the cats would challenge them to poker, and they're not very good at poker, also they don't want to let on that they know what the cats are saying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted June 15, 2014 #419 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Why am I sitting here perplexed? Because Gummug forgot to put a question up. If I put a radio in a fish, could I tuna-fish? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 15, 2014 #420 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I could haddock a guess. No. Why don't whales exercise and lose all that blubber? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 15, 2014 #421 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I could have sworn I put in a question! Darn phone! Because they don't like the colors their gym clothes come in. Here we go again: How come no frogs have entered the Miss universe beauty contest? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 16, 2014 #422 Share Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) They have, you just thought they where spinach. Just how abstract can i go her? Edited June 16, 2014 by Blue Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 16, 2014 #423 Share Posted June 16, 2014 *gets out calculator* pi to the 1.254 power, divided by your birthday. How can you get spinach to taste like sloppy Joes? Yum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 16, 2014 #424 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Forgive my ignorance but what exactly is a sloppy joe? I thought it was a lounge wear jersey? Am i confusing it with something edible? What makes joe so sloppy, any ways?…….I'm off the point aren't i, Ooops!….Nevermind me, do carry on…... I am sure the answer will become clear after this cuppa tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 16, 2014 #425 Share Posted June 16, 2014 A sloppy Joe is hamburger steak slapped around all sloppily. (Serious answer in case you really don't know, it is ground hamburger mixed with a sauce - similar imo to barbecue sauce - and served on a bun. Mega yummy!) Why do rabbits seem to twitch their noses so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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