Blue Star Posted June 16, 2014 #426 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Thank's … I really didn't know. Back to the questions……. …..Rabbits and their twitchy noses…….It's all the grass they smoke, it gives them allergies. Why do foxes have bushy tails? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 16, 2014 #427 Share Posted June 16, 2014 They use them as dusters to clean the cobwebs from their caravans. Why do dogs sniff other dogs bottoms? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 16, 2014 #428 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Because it is considered very rude to sniff their bank accounts. When does the hole in the wall money dispenser make tea? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 16, 2014 #429 Share Posted June 16, 2014 When a customer orders twentea, thirtea, fortea or fiftea pounds. Does this dress make me look fat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 16, 2014 #430 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Yes. I think you've put weight on your earlobes. What is this so-called 'rice' all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 16, 2014 #431 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Of course not. It wouldn't dare! Why do leaves fall from trees in the fall, the traitors!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 16, 2014 #432 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Pfffft too late again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 16, 2014 #433 Share Posted June 16, 2014 They invented rice so they would have a word to rhyme with nice. Same question, q.v. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 16, 2014 #434 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Why do leaves fall from trees in the fall, the traitors!? Leaves are curious creatures, equally happy ground-dwelling in the autumn as they are photosynthesising in the forest canopy. Should I get a Brazilian? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 17, 2014 #435 Share Posted June 17, 2014 If you mean nut, why, soitenly. How come centipedes have so many legs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 17, 2014 #436 Share Posted June 17, 2014 How-else would they dance the light fantastic... Why are there seven days in a week? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 18, 2014 #437 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Because that's how many Gods the people who made the calendar thought there were. One day for each God, so they wouldn't fight over 'em. Sometimes the ancients weren't too bright. Why do lady bugs fly away when you say: "Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home... Your house is on fire, your children alone."? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted June 18, 2014 #438 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Because they are gullible, stop telling em that crap. How did French fries get their name? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 18, 2014 #439 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Well, once this peasant was mad at the King of France but he couldn't do anything, so he took a potato and pretended it was the King. He chopped it up and dropped it in hot grease. Then he ate some, and to his surprise, it was good! Voila! French fries! Why are babies so cute? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 18, 2014 #440 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Because they don't taste very good with ketchup Why do toilets flush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 19, 2014 #441 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Wouldn't you blush, if someone pee'd on you….or worse. When was the first indoor tap plumbed in? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted June 19, 2014 #442 Share Posted June 19, 2014 When the first plumpy plumber came knockin! on the door. How many times a day does a cat blink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #443 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Enough times to keep from going blind. How often do you shave your chest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #444 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Whenever the hair gets so long that I start looking like Godzilla...er...I mean King Kong. Why do they make so many different hard drinks, like rum, whiskey, bourbon, vodka, etc.? Gets confusing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #445 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) So that you when you vomit from one you can move to the next. Why does milk come in so many different varieties? Edited June 19, 2014 by CuriousRey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #446 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because cows are very fickle...they can't make up their minds what they want to produce. Why did they choose the eagle to be on the old "double eagle" coin? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #447 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because there weren't enough votes to put a ferret on the coin Why is it so hard for me to wake up in the morning? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #448 Share Posted June 19, 2014 That's a tough one...because you didn't drink enough whiskey the night before, perhaps? Why do roosters crow at the crack of dawn? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #449 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because they're a bunch of cocks! Why are roosters called cocks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #450 Share Posted June 19, 2014 They were going to call them fimblegooblejazzers but it just didn't have a certain ring. Why isn't it a giggle of geese (instead of a gaggle of geese)? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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