CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #451 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because it's hard to tickle a goose. Why are people so afraid of alligators? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #452 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because they're known to have contacts within the Mafia! Why are Hippos so big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #453 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because if they were small nobody would play hungry hungry hippos. Why are board games so much fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #454 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Really they're not...we have been hypnotized by advertising into thinking they are! Why do birds sing so gay, and wake us at the break of day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #455 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I wish they wouldn't so I could get some damned sleep! Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #456 Share Posted June 19, 2014 They listened to "The Carpenters" all night, and I guess they were hypnotized too! Why do fools fall in love? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #457 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because they're fools! (guess that makes me a fool damnit) Why does love hurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #458 Share Posted June 19, 2014 That is one question that is really hard to find a funny answer to...maybe it's the sharp, pointy objects they stab into those voodoo dolls.... Why does Jack have to hit the road in "hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back etc." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #459 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because the road was talking smack, he didn't want to go back because the road won the fight. Why did ray charles wear sunglasses? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #460 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Because it was easier to put them on than his contacts! Why was Little Red Riding Hood visiting her grandma anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #461 Share Posted June 19, 2014 She wasn't really visiting her grandma, she was out hunting wolves. Why are people so afraid of werewolves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #462 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) The vampires have given them a bad name by kidnapping their PR agents (and drinking their blood, yuck!). oops! forgot the question: What makes Godzilla go on the rampage, anyway? Edited June 19, 2014 by Gummug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #463 Share Posted June 19, 2014 King Kong was stealing the spotlight so he had to make an appearance. Why did they have godzilla fighting a giant moth anyways? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #464 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) The giant slug that he was supposed to fight had joined the union and was demanding exorbitant wages. Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building anyway (I think it was the Empire State bldg.)? Edited June 19, 2014 by Gummug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #465 Share Posted June 19, 2014 He was going to climb to the top of the golden arches but they wouldn't sustain the weight. Are there McDonalds in every country?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 19, 2014 #466 Share Posted June 19, 2014 No. In Scotland they don't have McDonalds, they have McMcDonalds. 16. What's that all about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #467 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I think they have them in every country except the ones that are allergic to yellow arches and/or french fries. Does Hobbes (Calvin's stuffed tiger toy) really come to life when no one is looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 19, 2014 #468 Share Posted June 19, 2014 No. In Scotland they don't have McDonalds, they have McMcDonalds. 16. What's that all about? Pffft. too late, again. Not sure if this last is a question... a silly one, I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #469 Share Posted June 19, 2014 He does, and he's been abducting children since the 70s, it's a shame really. Does anyone else ever feel like they have super powers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 19, 2014 #470 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Oh my god, yes. I accidentally exposed myself to gamma rays, now I wake up in the middle of the night reciting the Greek alphabet. What does 'Jenga' mean? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 19, 2014 #471 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Jenga Definition; To immediately jump out of the window of a building following winning any game of any type. How often do whales deficate? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 20, 2014 #472 Share Posted June 20, 2014 They don't. They fling their poop at Priya. 14. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 25, 2014 #473 Share Posted June 25, 2014 14 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didya See That Posted June 27, 2014 #474 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Whale poop. Do we have to discuss whale poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 27, 2014 #475 Share Posted June 27, 2014 For the purposes of this thread I am a whale poop specialist (or a Fecocetaceist, if you will). So, the answer is yes! How can I stop talking drivel from my blowhole? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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