Didya See That Posted June 27, 2014 #476 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) Type all your drivel with your fingers. Why do people say "Pair of underwear" when it is just one thing? Edited June 27, 2014 by iWitness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 28, 2014 #477 Share Posted June 28, 2014 If you don't have four legs, you must be some kinda FREAK. How can I make money from my silverfish or goldfish? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 28, 2014 #478 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Start overcharging them for their fish food. Why are islands always surrounded by water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didya See That Posted June 28, 2014 #479 Share Posted June 28, 2014 So people can have dolphins for pets. Why cant cows make chocolate milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 29, 2014 #480 Share Posted June 29, 2014 They do, it's just the cows hog it all for themselves. How come I haven't seen any cows jumping over the moon lately? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didya See That Posted June 29, 2014 #481 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Because the skeptic cows discovered it wasnt made of cheese and no further investigations are needed. Why are gravel roads so dirty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted June 30, 2014 #482 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Because they like being filthy. Why does a unicycle have on wheel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted June 30, 2014 Author #483 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Because it's self-centered. How does 'time fly'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 30, 2014 #484 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Qantas. I hav takn a ky off my kyboard again. Do you think I should kp it this way? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wings of an Angel Posted June 30, 2014 #485 Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) It dpnds if you think popl can undrstand you. Why the heck did I decide to paint my wall green? Edited June 30, 2014 by The Wings of an Angel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 30, 2014 #486 Share Posted June 30, 2014 You were hypnotized by the voices in your head? What is good for a healthy snack? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigella Posted June 30, 2014 #487 Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) Free weights why do we have five toes? Edited June 30, 2014 by nigella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 30, 2014 #488 Share Posted June 30, 2014 If you only had four, you would probably be a Simpsons character. How can I wash my brain? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteHoratio Posted June 30, 2014 #489 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Think about water and soap really hard. Who am I? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wings of an Angel Posted June 30, 2014 #490 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I don't know. Maybe you could tell me? Wait... If a baby kangaroo is called a Joey, shouldn't all adult male kangaroos be called Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted July 1, 2014 #491 Share Posted July 1, 2014 It got a bit confusing so they decided to go with "hey you" instead. Why are children's stories so filled with mayhem, witches getting burned, pigs' houses blown away, etc.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wings of an Angel Posted July 1, 2014 #492 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) Because children need to learn early how to be an evil murderer and psycho. Why am I even replying to this stupid thread? ;-) Edited July 1, 2014 by The Wings of an Angel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 3, 2014 #493 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Because you feel at home here. You are with like-minded people .................................. < some of those 'like-minded people'. Why do fairies typically choose to live at the bottom of the garden? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted July 4, 2014 #494 Share Posted July 4, 2014 They tried living at the top but they kept getting buzzed by Air Force One. Why are snails so slow? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wings of an Angel Posted July 4, 2014 #495 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Being slow is relative. Why do people get so attached to teddy bears ect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wings of an Angel Posted July 4, 2014 #496 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Because you feel at home here. You are with like-minded people .................................. < some of those 'like-minded people'. And you know what they say... Great minds think alike. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 7, 2014 #497 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Why do people get so attached to teddy bears ect. Teddy bears may look cute and innocent, but they manipulate the weak with evil mind control. I am thinking of moving in next door to ouija ouija. How can I knock the two houses through into one (without her noticing) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 7, 2014 #498 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Do you think I'm stupid? ............................................... Okay, I'll start again. Don't you think someone besides me would notice you knocking through into one, two DETACHED homes? My pet donkey refuses to carry my shopping for me(in two artisan handcrafted wicker paniers that cost a ruddy fortune!), how can I force him to comply? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 7, 2014 #499 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't you think someone besides me would notice you knocking through into one, two DETACHED homes? Have you deliberately moved your house further away from me? My pet donkey refuses to carry my shopping for me(in two artisan handcrafted wicker paniers that cost a ruddy fortune!), how can I force him to comply? Temporarily withdraw his internet gaming privileges. Why do men wear ties? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 7, 2014 #500 Share Posted July 7, 2014 So that women can lead them around by them Why do we have 5 fingers on each hand and 5 toes on each foot? (I'm thinking a different number of digits on each limb would be more useful?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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