Astra. Posted July 8, 2014 #501 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Because evolution ran out of digits....and the factory closed. Why can't we swing in trees like monkeys can? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 8, 2014 #502 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Monkeys can't swing in trees. It's an urban myth. They reach the high branches by using an intricate system of hoists and pulleys. I am having trouble starting smoking. How can I get some help with not quitting? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted July 8, 2014 #503 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Hang out with people who smoke. At least 10-20 at a time. They will influence you sooner or later. How do I get people to stop peeking through our office door? (it's glass) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 9, 2014 #504 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Paint the door and the windows black. Why do my feet smell of cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 9, 2014 #505 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Could it be something to do with the Grape and Brie Trampling Festival you went to last week? (eww! When did you last have a shower?) Why was bubble gum invented? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wings of an Angel Posted July 10, 2014 #506 Share Posted July 10, 2014 People got bored of regular gum, and decided to invent something that made even more of a mess because it's even more sticky, gooey, and pink. Why is the sky pink? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didya See That Posted July 10, 2014 #507 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) Because women are about to take over the world. Why dos my car radio have so much static? Edited July 10, 2014 by iWitness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 10, 2014 #508 Share Posted July 10, 2014 You are tuned to Static FM. Why can't I control next door's dog with my tv remote? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted July 12, 2014 #509 Share Posted July 12, 2014 You forgot to load in the batteries. I have nothing to ask right now, may i call back later when the tide has changed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 12, 2014 #510 Share Posted July 12, 2014 You could I suppose but you might well find you've missed the boat. See what I did there, linking two maritime themes? 'A stitch in time saves nine' ......... nine what I ask myself? And I ask you, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 13, 2014 #511 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Nine lives! Cats love knitting. My baby gerbils look so tasty. How can I resist? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 13, 2014 #512 Share Posted July 13, 2014 "I come from London". "Which part?" "All of me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 13, 2014 #513 Share Posted July 13, 2014 "I come from London". "Which part?" "All of me". Hi Toyomotor . Please answer the poster before you and then give us your silly question for the next poster to answer. Or maybe you're simply not speaking to 'acute'? I know, I know! He can be a bit 'left field', a bit 'off the wall' at times . So in answer to 'acute's' gerbil question: Why are you concerned about eating them? You can buy more can't you? Better still, breed your own. "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" ..... honestly! the utter tosh we were taught as children beggar's belief! Can you make any sense of it for me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 13, 2014 #514 Share Posted July 13, 2014 No. Being taught these things early on in life helps us to grow into well-rounded scarred individuals. I recently fell off the wall into the left field. How can I check that I'm still intact, and haven't done a Humpty? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted July 13, 2014 #515 Share Posted July 13, 2014 As long as your crack is still in the right place, i think it will be clear to you. Has the yoke gone hard yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 13, 2014 #516 Share Posted July 13, 2014 (edited) It's difficult to tell. There's such a mix of textures down there. Do you collect Bin Laden memorabilia? . Edited July 13, 2014 by acute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 14, 2014 #517 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Hi Toyomotor . Please answer the poster before you and then give us your silly question for the next poster to answer. Or maybe you're simply not speaking to 'acute'? I know, I know! He can be a bit 'left field', a bit 'off the wall' at times . So in answer to 'acute's' gerbil question: Why are you concerned about eating them? You can buy more can't you? Better still, breed your own. "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" ..... honestly! the utter tosh we were taught as children beggar's belief! Can you make any sense of it for me? My baby gerbils look so tasty. How can I resist? They're not ripe yet. If you eat them now you'll get a pain in the stomach. Can you make any sense of it for me? You mean like, "If the wind changes, your face will stay like that"? "If you don't eat your crusts, your hair won't curl"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted July 21, 2014 #518 Share Posted July 21, 2014 I'm not sure. Anyone else as easily confused as me? (I swore I dyed the blonde out...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 23, 2014 #519 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I think the answer is Mangasuthu Buthelezi. How do herrings get that herringbone pattern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted July 23, 2014 #520 Share Posted July 23, 2014 They were denied plaid prints. Why do rainbows never have a pot of gold at the end? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 24, 2014 #521 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted July 25, 2014 #522 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Why not? How can I tell which color is darker in shade at night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 25, 2014 #523 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Why not? How can I tell which color is darker in shade at night? Why do you want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted July 25, 2014 #524 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Like I said before, Why not? Why do some people only like answering questions & not asking silly questions? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 25, 2014 #525 Share Posted July 25, 2014 'Look before you leap' may be the moral of the story. If I swap the live and neutral wires on my microwave, can I freeze things in it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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