magikgoddess Posted July 25, 2014 #526 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Perhaps or it may cause artificial intelligence in the microwave... Why do cats make such cool animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 25, 2014 #527 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Because they are simultaneously cute and evil. Very evil. Why can I not rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 26, 2014 #528 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Why do forums like this exist? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted July 26, 2014 #529 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Because they are simultaneously cute and evil. Very evil. Why can I not rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time? You're supposed to get a second person to help you out. How can I find out if I'm on Santa's naughty or nice list? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 26, 2014 #530 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Why is he called Santa, his name is Nick? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted August 26, 2014 #531 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Who, who, nick---ed the biscuit????? and left a trail of crumbs. Will the culprit be found with crumbs about his fat mush or on his stained shirt collar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 27, 2014 #532 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Isn't he a stalker? Don't they say; he sees you when you're sleeping...he knows when your awake...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 27, 2014 #533 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) Is a paedophile a person who rides a bike? Edited August 27, 2014 by toyomotor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 28, 2014 #534 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Or do you mean a pedal-phile? When did we stop asking questions? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 28, 2014 #535 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Who stopped asking questions? Why? When? Where? How? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted August 28, 2014 #536 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Is it because you're human? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 28, 2014 #537 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Is it because you're human? Do you have any evidence to support your reasoning? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted August 28, 2014 #538 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Do you have any evidence to support your reasoning? Do you honestly think I'm capable of reasoning? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted August 28, 2014 #539 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Toyo Motor - I have got tons of evidence to support my concerns .... Now if I can just find it all? ST Roostifer- from the looks of your post (s) I thought you capable of all reasoning. Or are you pulling my leg? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted August 28, 2014 #540 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Thank you mskate, but I've been pulling your leg. Or was it your arm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 28, 2014 #541 Share Posted August 28, 2014 What! StR. can't you tell the difference between an arm and a leg- or do you need to repeat h.s. biology again? Any docs in the house to put mskate back together again? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted August 28, 2014 #542 Share Posted August 28, 2014 HS biology? That must have been one of the many classes I slept in. Wonder how I passed? Oh I know, the teachers didn't want to hear my smartass mouth anymore. Doogie, where are you when we need you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 29, 2014 #543 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Doogie's all burnt out and living in a Retirement Village in Florida. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted August 29, 2014 #544 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Presumably strung out on butt crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 29, 2014 #545 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Is that like pavement crack? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 29, 2014 #546 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Will it break your mothers back if you step on it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 29, 2014 #547 Share Posted August 29, 2014 What, her back? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 29, 2014 #548 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Don't you know that old childhood rhyme? "Step on a crack and break your mothers back"- does that ring any bells? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 30, 2014 #549 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Don't you know that old childhood rhyme? "Step on a crack and break your mothers back"- does that ring any bells? Yes, and I jumped up and down on that sucker at evry opportunity, but it didn't work. Why not??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 30, 2014 #550 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Did you believe in it hard enough? Maybe you didn't hate her enough for it to work it's magic properly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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