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Ask A Silly Question And Get A Silly Answer


Gunn

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Just saying, that's not a silly question.. my sister was the neighbor next door in such a match in an apartment building. No one got hurt, but apparently it was really scary. I am seriously not joking here.

But back to silly...

Why do women wear such uncomfortable looking shoes so often?

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It takes their mind of the ugly men that try to **ck with them so much.....You see it takes a lot of pain to distract them just enough.

Why is nothing flat or straight on the planet, other than man made things?

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Well if it was, that would just make everthing on Earth 2 dimensional; including us. Besides, we need volume and curves. :D

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

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8,4 seconds. It is scientifically established.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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You're getting morons mixed up with mormons.

Why do I have to climb a hill to go down one?

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When your hovercraft is full of eels.

Where do you stand on the 'teak / rosewood' debate?

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On my feet.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Chuck E's in love. If that helps.

Why does inflammable mean flammable, Dr. Nick?

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It is infamous of it's famous combustibility.

Goodnight-a-ding-ding-ding????.............5..4..3...2..1...0.!!!!!

PS: For those of you who might not know :P >>

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It's a mad, mad, mad world.

(lol. Can't beat Monty Python.)

If I fell down a long flight of stairs, could I fall back up those stairs?

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Yes, of course .......... although it would mean waiting 12 hours until the Earth had moved through 180' and gravity was pulling in the opposite direction.

Is there any DEFINITE proof that Simple Simon did indeed: 'meet a pieman going to the Fayre'?

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Yes, but the CIA has covered it all up. Simon is at Area51, and the pieman got assassinated.

What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?

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According to Newton's third law of motion, they will be simultaneously attracted and repelled, and sit there clanging like a whippet's testicles.

Why do candles always go up – never sideways?

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Because it really p***es the wax off. And we don't want to p*** the wax off, as hot as it already is.

Why does the sun and moon miss each other by a day's time, will they ever meet?

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No. They will never meet, even when adjusted for daylight saving. You see... the moon uses Mountain Time because of all those craters, whereas the sun uses Pacific Time because of all that hot air (as spoken in California). Incidentally, God, being English, uses Greenwich Mean Time.

Why does God wear white?

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It's a matter of mind over matter, and I don't mind and size don't matter.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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Tip the bottle up very carefully onto your tongue .......... you'll be able to taste it if there's any left.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

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Not as good as I suspected after pouring lye all over it. (I got the tip on this forum I might add)

Is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma a hint that a solution is in sight?

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Clearly.....Rather obviously so, don't you see the signs are everywhere in clear view.

When approaching a delicate matter, is it ever best to be a bull in a china shop?

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If you turn that around to: 'when about to talk about something neutral and non-controversial is it necessary to walk on eggshells, beat around the bush and find out which way the wind blows, before beginning?' .......... well, it's obvious what the answer is, isn't it? :D

I want to follow the yellow brick road ........ where is it going?

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north

How do you know if someone is stalking you?

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When they are piggybacking you.

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

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Hell if I know.

If a tree fell in the woods when anybody wasn't around to hear it, would that be a waste of good lumber?

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