EllJay Posted June 17, 2012 #76 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Yes/No ..its like the Schrödinger Cat..its neither and both. The more important question is... If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman is around to hear him... is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 17, 2012 #77 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Of course he is ......... and you'd be surprised over what great a distance women can hear things anyway Do you think that because Dr Foster(who went to Gloucester), 'stepped in a puddle right up to his middle' he would seriously refuse to go there ever again? That's unlikely, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 18, 2012 #78 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Au contraire! I would deem stepping in a puddle right up to my middle to be ample grounds to never visit Gloucester again. I have not been to Shrewsbury since 1997, when the sun went in just as I found a parking space. Why is archeology buried? Did our ancestors live underground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 18, 2012 #79 Share Posted June 18, 2012 No, archaeologist actually find their sites above ground, but they bury it before anyone else can seem them, and then ask for grants to dig them up again. They have a toothbrush-fetish and find sexual pleasure in uncovering sites like Troy with one toothbrush-stroke at a time, prolonging the pleasure for decades. If there were a thousand seagulls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 18, 2012 #80 Share Posted June 18, 2012 No. Gulls not on the ground are effectively weightless. You are confusing weight with mass. Why do the police in the U.S. send 17 patrol cars to every shoplifting incident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 18, 2012 #81 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Because maybe they get a chance to shoot someone. And also, because stealing bubblegum from WalMart is a capital crime, which needs at least a SWAT-team to deal with. What is another word for "thesaurus"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 20, 2012 #82 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I know next to nothing about dinosaurs, sorry. What's your favorite conspiracy theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted June 20, 2012 Author #83 Share Posted June 20, 2012 A conspiracy about conspiracy theories. If I was to dig through the earth, to get to China, would I save myself a round trip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 21, 2012 #84 Share Posted June 21, 2012 In around and about it will through and through be a longer journey than to simply teleport. When the man comes around, who goes about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 23, 2012 #85 Share Posted June 23, 2012 The turn coat. When a feather floats who holds the kitty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 23, 2012 #86 Share Posted June 23, 2012 To be honest, I usually try to wangle myself into a position where I am holding both the kitty AND the float. I'm very good with money ...... well, other peoples' anyway! (I'm not sure what to tell you about the feather. Sorry). It's often said that Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper: do you think it is physically possible for one man to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted June 24, 2012 Author #87 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Yes, because he's got Pepper Magnetism. How does one really expect the unexpected without expecting it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 24, 2012 #88 Share Posted June 24, 2012 You develop Alien Hand-syndrome and when you least expect it you give yourself a good a$$-beating. I bet you didn't expect that, huh? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 26, 2012 #89 Share Posted June 26, 2012 No. It's called a cat stack, or a mogg pile. If radio waves can alter the temperature of your food, why has no one invented a microwave fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 27, 2012 #90 Share Posted June 27, 2012 I don't know where you got your 'information' from but it simply isn't true. Think about it for a moment: you're snacking on a sandwich, you think you'll listen to the radio at the same time ....... you switch on and continue munching. Does your sammich change temperature now that the radio is on? Of course it doesn't! Why do we tell people who have been rejected by a lover that 'there are plenty more fish in the sea'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 27, 2012 #91 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Because they have a better chance of a relation if they change their sexual preferences and go and charm a fish instead. If you dug a hole through the centre of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the centre because of gravity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted July 11, 2012 #92 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Firstly, I 'll let you in on a big secret....Gravity was only invention to sell more apples....Newton had shares in the farmers market stall....then later in granny Smiths. If you swing a bucket of water around under the sea, does the same water stay in the bucket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted July 11, 2012 #93 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Dont be silly, the Laws of Thermodynamics firmly states that water is exchanged for fish if the buckets circumference exceed the square root of Pi (π). When up is down, in is out, left is right and now is then, what is the colour of green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booNyzarC Posted July 12, 2012 #94 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Well it is blue of course! Why should I not call in sick tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Tumbleweed Posted July 12, 2012 #95 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Because if you are not making money you are spending it, making you 2x more broke.......so go to work Why is love blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted July 12, 2012 #96 Share Posted July 12, 2012 ...so that someone would marry Tori Spelling (Tweedy!!!!!!) does the Griffin family understand what Stewie says? 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted July 12, 2012 #97 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Oh yes of cause...It's just they ignore him, as most parents do. When you hear people say...'I knew it!' 'I knew it!'.......When it is obvious they didn't...What stops you from slapping them with a wet fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booNyzarC Posted July 13, 2012 #98 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I rarely carry a wet fish around with me, but I'll add that to my to-do list! Have you ever tried to convince yourself that you were wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted July 13, 2012 #99 Share Posted July 13, 2012 In truth, I've spent a lot of my time over the years trying to do that very thing but alas, I wasn't...Which is very frustrating when you're trying to fit a round peg in a square hole and be what your not.... to please others......The misery, Oh, the misery....learn this lesson well children........ To your own self, be true. Why is it, when I walk backwards I have to increase my stride length? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booNyzarC Posted July 13, 2012 #100 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Because you're doing it wrong. Are there any limits to the lengths people will go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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