+ouija ouija Posted October 1, 2012 #176 Share Posted October 1, 2012 You would think so, wouldn't you? Until you realise that originally they were named the Verging Islands ...... as in 'verging on the edge of the sea' What would you call a redneck who wore a blue shirt with a collar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted October 2, 2012 #177 Share Posted October 2, 2012 A redneck. After a lot of pondering and contemplation I have come up with the definitive question, which is: Why? The knee jerk response would of course be: Because! But I would like a more profound answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 2, 2012 #178 Share Posted October 2, 2012 The answer to your 'Why?' is 'Why not?' Whereabouts in Oz was Ozzy Osbourne born? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 18, 2012 Author #179 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Near Ozzville. How can someone "draw a blank"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted October 18, 2012 #180 Share Posted October 18, 2012 easy, but you need black paper. Do chimps have umbilical chords? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 21, 2012 Author #181 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Yes. It's the first thing they learn to swing from. How dead is the Dead Sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 21, 2012 #182 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Not as dead as you might think Precisely what shade of red is the Red Sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted October 21, 2012 #183 Share Posted October 21, 2012 It is the red shade of blue. You know,....the one that is blue. Can you scare the living daylight out of someone in the dead of night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 21, 2012 #184 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Hello EllJay ...... where have you been? Before I answer your question I think we first of all have to agree/disagree on whether or not daylight lives ............. I'm listening to Q.P.R. vs Everton and I'm wondering: can a football match ever be truthfully described as firstly 'a miserable affair' and then 5mns later 'a woeful affair'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted November 9, 2012 Author #185 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Depends if the players are married. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 15, 2012 #186 Share Posted December 15, 2012 It all goes tits-up. Why did Bob Marley not tell the 'I Threes' to stop wailing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 28, 2012 #187 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Probably 'cos he was deaf and had no idea what was going on in other parts of the stage. Why does whatever you have chosen to decorate the very top of your Christmas tree(fairy, star etc), either go lobsided or keep falling off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 31, 2012 #188 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Could be your just looking at it that way......Could be you need a drink or could be you've drank one too many already. Why did the turkey get stuffed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 31, 2012 #189 Share Posted December 31, 2012 (edited) Because it was crossing the road near to the Paxo factory. Why does Lois Lane, when flying with Superman, not get her arm wrenched off? . Edited December 31, 2012 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 4, 2013 Author #190 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Well it does and has several times, they just sew it back on and you just don't hear about it. One time, when he wrenched her arm off for the 100th time, fumble fingers lost hold of it and it fell into a pit of crocodiles; I'm betting that I don't haft to tell you what happened after that. Anyway, so he rips the arm off of a crinimal, jewel theif...the irony, who's arms and hands are quite feminine, yet really hairy, to replace it and sew it back on....aaaaagain. Oh that Superman, when will he learn? What happened to Old Zealand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 4, 2013 #191 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Would it be toooooooo obvious if i where to tell you, it just lost it's Zeal.......???? When trying on new shoes, why don't they have a mini tread mill of some kind in the shop so as to be able to try them out a little? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter White Posted January 4, 2013 #192 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Would it be toooooooo obvious if i where to tell you, it just lost it's Zeal.......???? When trying on new shoes, why don't they have a mini tread mill of some kind in the shop so as to be able to try them out a little? Because a mini tread mill would discriminate against giants. If my dog doesn't understand human language, why can't he use morse code? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 4, 2013 #193 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Isn't it obvious???????? Dogs prefer smoke signals. If folding paper is called origami, what is folding sheets called? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter White Posted January 4, 2013 #194 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Oregano! If my hands fall off in the forest, and no one is around to see it, who phones the ambulance? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 4, 2013 #195 Share Posted January 4, 2013 That would have to be...... The Ambling Ramblers..... Sounds like a good name for a folk band too, if your looking for one....Won't be much use to you without your hands I suppose but you could always use your teeth. Just how do hands fall off in the forest......... Ah! Have you been trying that one hand clapping trick again....or is it something to do with a tree or a bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 5, 2013 #196 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I guess bits of you can fall off anywhere if you're not careful ....... and if there are sharp things around. So, 'hands falling off in forest' .... why not? Why do we talk about KICK-starting something? Surely if you kick something it's more likely to be the end of it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 6, 2013 Author #197 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Because everybody wants to be like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't start things the normal way, kick-start is the Chuck Norris way. What is the speed of dark? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Weapon Posted January 6, 2013 #198 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Negative Zero. What would happen if Pinnochio said "My nose will now grow?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted January 6, 2013 #199 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Like any male, i have ever met.........It wont be as big a grower or a show---er, as they like to think......Oh my, did i say that What the real difference between Chuck Norris and Pinnochio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 6, 2013 Author #200 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Chuck Norris uses Pinnochio's nose as a toothpick and all Chuck Norris has to do, is stare at Pinnochio and his nose automatically grows. No lies required. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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