acute Posted January 6, 2013 #201 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Mass suicide. How can we return to the 'good old days' before cellphones? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Weapon Posted January 7, 2013 #202 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Time travel app for iphone. is April Fools Day actually April 2nd, and we've actually just been April Fooled by the government every year? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted January 12, 2013 Author #203 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Yes!...The one behind it all is a government agent named April. The conspiracy deepens......... What happens if you go on a survival course and you don't pass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 12, 2013 #204 Share Posted January 12, 2013 It is a very very sad day for your friends and relatives (and they will probably sue). In early Roman times when naked people wore figleaves, how did they keep them on? All the statues I've seen show no signs of string, clips, etc.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 14, 2013 #205 Share Posted January 14, 2013 (edited) This is a trick question isn't it. The Romans didn't wear figleaves. If they had, they would almost certainly be secured with a paste made from egg white and donkey semen. Archeologists dig to find Roman remains, so.... did the Romans live underground? . Edited January 14, 2013 by acute alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted February 8, 2013 Author #206 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Yes. That is what brought about the downfall of Rome, too many of them were moles. Can we increase the speed of light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Randomly Posted February 8, 2013 #207 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Yes, we can. It involves a trebuchet, a collander, and a croquet mallet. I can't say any more... I've already said too much. Has anyone ever been even more as much as half inclined to be much more than ever was? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 8, 2013 #208 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Every day! Every moment of every day! That is the motto I live my life by(I know, I know! it's kind of a long motto, but we Ouijas always like to do things on a grand scale ). The 'Shoop-shoop' song: what exactly is 'in his kiss'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 11, 2013 #209 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Moustache trimmings, and bits of last night's horse-meat lasagne. Why are contestants on American Idol so lazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 11, 2013 #210 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Typo? American Idle? Another song lyric I'm confused about: Bob Dylan 'Lay, lady lay, lay across my big brass bed'; now, unless the pair of them are under average height that's not going to be comfortable for anybody, is it? Plus, pillows will fall on the floor because of lack of headboard ...... does Bobby need some lessons in bedroom etiquette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 11, 2013 #211 Share Posted February 11, 2013 'Big brass bed' is an alternate euphemism for 'pink oboe' — a phrase invented by British satirist Peter Cook. In the Faces hit 'Stay With Me', Rod Stewart sings "Cause tonight you better stay with me. Sit down, get up, get down." Does he want her to sit down or stand up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 26, 2013 #212 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I couldn't care less to be honest. Do you have those metal bar retaining type things across the carpet on your stairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted March 3, 2013 Author #213 Share Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) No, but I got metal retaining pieces hammered into my wood stairs. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Edited March 3, 2013 by Purifier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted March 3, 2013 #214 Share Posted March 3, 2013 So it doesn't get lost. why are women so stupid about men? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 3, 2013 #215 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Because they(men) are cuddley, smell nice, strong, simple(in a good way), brave, pugilistic, willing, kind, thoughtful, helpful, excellent drivers and navigators, never wrong, love celebrating anniversaries, generous ........ shall I go on? Why do cowboys shout 'Yeee-har!'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted March 4, 2013 #216 Share Posted March 4, 2013 They have a limited vocabulary. Why do men ponse about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted March 5, 2013 #217 Share Posted March 5, 2013 To irritate the women in our lives. Do cannibals think clowns taste funny? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wickian Posted March 5, 2013 #218 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Only if they had the last laugh. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiogene Posted March 5, 2013 #219 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Nothing...let the rules of nature take it's course: survival of the fittest. Would you go all...the...way to save money by shopping at a 99-cent or dollar-only item store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted March 6, 2013 #220 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Only if I could get everything half off. Why didn't the ASPCA ever try to protect Sylvester from Granny? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted March 6, 2013 #221 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Granny did all the ASPCA guys "favors". Why does anyone watch an Adam Sandler movie ? *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted March 7, 2013 #222 Share Posted March 7, 2013 We want to show our support to encourage "special" artists. What, exactly, did the doormouse say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted March 25, 2013 Author #223 Share Posted March 25, 2013 "I didn't say I was a doormouse, I said I was a dormouse. Hmmph...we don't even like doors." If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 25, 2013 #224 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Words in the dictionary are never misspelled because they are all copied directly from stone tablets that Moses(?) brought down from the mountin at the same time as The Ten Commandments. Was Moses the strongest man that ever lived? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted March 26, 2013 #225 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Nope, his neighbor Jerry from down the street lifted 2 pounds more than he did. If a bear is crapping in the woods and a tree falls on him, does the ASPCA still care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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