Robbie333 Posted May 17, 2012 #1 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Why Men Can't Win - If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. - If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. - If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. - If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. - If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. - If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. - If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. - If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. - If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. - If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. - If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. - If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. - If she asks you, it's a favor. - If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. - If you don't, you're a slob. - If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. - If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. - If you're not, you're not ambitious. - If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted May 17, 2012 #2 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Why is this in the humor forum... This is just plain facts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted May 17, 2012 Author #3 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Why is this in the humor forum... This is just plain facts... ...by golly, you have made a good point, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted May 17, 2012 #4 Share Posted May 17, 2012 And the problem is...??? Darn it....the little angel smiley, or any smiley for that matter, won't work right now. lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted May 17, 2012 Author #5 Share Posted May 17, 2012 And the problem is...??? Darn it....the little angel smiley, or any smiley for that matter, won't work right now. lol LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted May 17, 2012 #6 Share Posted May 17, 2012 LOL If I like her I might stay..! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #7 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Why Men Can't Win - If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. - If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. - If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. - If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. - If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. - If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. - If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. - If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. - If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. - If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. - If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. - If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. - If she asks you, it's a favor. - If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. - If you don't, you're a slob. - If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. - If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. - If you're not, you're not ambitious. - If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. But, but, but, what if she's worth it?! And anyway this doesn't really apply to me, I just use members of the male persuasion for chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #8 Share Posted May 19, 2012 you think that's bad ? that's only 10% of the real problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #9 Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) I bet I could make a 110% more Edited May 19, 2012 by ScreamingSarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted May 19, 2012 #10 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Well my Mrs acknowledges that I am definitely without doubt "The absolute Head of the House",but that she is the neck and can manipulate the head anyway she wants,and she says IT WORKS... Wedding is a succession of RINGS. Engagement...R Wedding...........I Eternity............N Suffer................G 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted May 19, 2012 Author #11 Share Posted May 19, 2012 But, but, but, what if she's worth it?! And anyway this doesn't really apply to me, I just use members of the male persuasion for chocolate. LOL,LOL,LOL. You are bad, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 19, 2012 #12 Share Posted May 19, 2012 LOL,LOL,LOL. You are bad, LOL Well I'm sorry but it's true! All I want is a warm, willing piece of...chocolate! And you know, chocolate has caffeine in it, so if I don't get my fix, I may be prone more frequently to those "not tonight hunny" headaches. Hey, you've got your priorities, I've got mine, let's just get that straight right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted May 19, 2012 Author #13 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Well I'm sorry but it's true! All I want is a warm, willing piece of...chocolate! And you know, chocolate has caffeine in it, so if I don't get my fix, I may be prone more frequently to those "not tonight hunny" headaches. Hey, you've got your priorities, I've got mine, let's just get that straight right now. LOL, I can see your point,LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Crane Feather Posted May 23, 2012 #14 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Crap..... So that's why I run off into the woods all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted May 23, 2012 #15 Share Posted May 23, 2012 "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition"- Marilyn Monroe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted June 2, 2012 #16 Share Posted June 2, 2012 What the hell is a headache? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viviana98 Posted July 10, 2012 #17 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I'm with Michelle on this one, its a non issue.....we're very much worth every bit of what you guys have to put up with lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted July 11, 2012 #18 Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'm with Michelle on this one, its a non issue.....we're very much worth every bit of what you guys have to put up with lol Like the old saying.... "A loyal wife can be defined as a woman who'll support you through all the troubles you wouldn't have had if you hadn't married her in the first place!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted July 11, 2012 #19 Share Posted July 11, 2012 (edited) Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. Edited July 11, 2012 by Michelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted July 31, 2012 #20 Share Posted July 31, 2012 What the hell is a headache? That's what started the Universe according to women. According to men it started with a big bang, Dunno, but I see a connection here... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoIverine Posted August 20, 2012 #21 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Well my Mrs acknowledges that I am definitely without doubt "The absolute Head of the House",but that she is the neck and can manipulate the head anyway she wants,and she says IT WORKS... Wedding is a succession of RINGS. Engagement...R Wedding...........I Eternity............N Suffer................G LOL, I got that. Not sure if anyone else did, but I thought it was funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted September 1, 2012 #22 Share Posted September 1, 2012 My body is a temple, so get on your knees and pray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted November 22, 2012 #23 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Male and Female Birds After careful consideration, Scientists have managed to work out the difference between Male and Female birds....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted November 22, 2012 #24 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Lions and lionesses are easily distinguishable. But pictures speak a thousand words: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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