Order66 Posted May 30, 2012 #1 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Hmmm ... Fools I must pity If I do not pity them, I pity myself Edited May 30, 2012 by Vein Capital 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Only Posted May 30, 2012 #2 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Nice, that was pretty creative. I wonder what it would be like if other celebrities attempted to think philosophically. I am, Therefore I am famous Edited May 30, 2012 by _Only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted May 31, 2012 Author #3 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Thanks _Only, you have inspired another: Suckas on TV Quit watchin' reality ... ... Watch reali-T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted June 1, 2012 Author #4 Share Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) Quit lyin', sucka I know you sellin' stolen rims ... They're painted red Edited June 1, 2012 by Vein Capital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooko22 Posted June 2, 2012 #5 Share Posted June 2, 2012 LOL Nice guys. I'm not even gonna try that! Respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Der Box Skeptisch Posted June 2, 2012 #6 Share Posted June 2, 2012 This seems like a fun and games topic... would be fun to see how it progressed in that section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted June 4, 2012 Author #7 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I warned you suckas About Facebook ... Fools should have invested in gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted June 5, 2012 Author #8 Share Posted June 5, 2012 A true story: One fist, one fool ... Their worlds collide ... Rated "P" for pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 5, 2012 #9 Share Posted June 5, 2012 P is for Percy pleasant precise plus pristine plicated p's please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted June 7, 2012 Author #10 Share Posted June 7, 2012 You put me on a plane?! Better hide in the black box,'cause you dead meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 7, 2012 #11 Share Posted June 7, 2012 If dead, then who cares can't complain, sat on a plane the same old, same old 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markdohle Posted June 7, 2012 #12 Share Posted June 7, 2012 A true story: One fist, one fool ... Their worlds collide ... Rated "P" for pain These are great, funny, thanks. peace mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted June 12, 2012 Author #13 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I hear you're using paper not for haikus, but for rolling doobies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Only Posted June 12, 2012 #14 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Wow. I literally just realized right now that these are all haiku. Then I scroll to the last and see haiku, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted June 27, 2012 Author #15 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Do a re-count, those votes ain't for Barack, sucka, they're for Baracus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted July 5, 2012 Author #16 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Who can protect you from the gang wars, cardinals versus the blue jays! Only the ninja turtle gargoyles, one on each side of the front door special thanks to: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted September 7, 2012 Author #17 Share Posted September 7, 2012 (edited) I've written one for Clint Eastwood, in honor of his RNC speech: Conservatives play closer to the vest, bullet proof! Great frigging flick! Edited September 7, 2012 by Vein Capital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted September 8, 2012 #18 Share Posted September 8, 2012 George Bush has a contemplative moment: what's re-fla-flection? wait! don't those Commie Boodhists indulge in that stuff? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 10, 2012 #19 Share Posted September 10, 2012 moment of reflection..... Think navel gazing belly button fluff insight cleansing shower helps 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted September 14, 2012 Author #20 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) Hmmm ... If I pity my- self, and my self pities back, do they cancel out? Is a fool still a fool if there's no one around to pity him? ... Yes. Edited September 14, 2012 by Vein Capital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Only Posted September 16, 2012 #21 Share Posted September 16, 2012 George Bush has a contemplative moment: what's re-fla-flection? wait! don't those Commie Boodhists indulge in that stuff? It says, fool me once Shame on.. shame on you.. fool me.. Can't get fooled again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted September 18, 2012 Author #22 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Is a fool still a fool if there's no one around to pity him? ... Yes. It's rhetorical, fool! Ain't supposed to answer! Sit down and shut up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted September 18, 2012 Author #23 Share Posted September 18, 2012 (edited) It's rhetorical, fool! Ain't supposed to answer! Sit down and shut up! You got a grievance? Then step into my office ... ... right here and right now! My grievance is: I don't like you ... Getting ready to knock you through wall! epic battle ensues ... True trivia: I used to be bodyguard for Muhammad Ali ... ... Maybe you too tough for world champion, but not for me, sucka! Here's a joke: Guess what? ... Chicken butt. Want to know why? 'Cause I said so, fool! Edited September 18, 2012 by Vein Capital 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 18, 2012 #24 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Oh, Someone needs his snickers bar, low blood sugar? What a grumpy guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Order66 Posted September 22, 2012 Author #25 Share Posted September 22, 2012 I'm gonna be here ten o'clock ... Not 10:03, not 10:36 ... If you ain't got my money or my bud, I am killin' you AND him! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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