clfr21 Posted June 26, 2012 #26 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Dear Dr El, Tonight I am pondering whether to have a ham and pineapple pizza or a garlic mushroom one..... please help me decide.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 26, 2012 Author #27 Share Posted June 26, 2012 (edited) Dear Dr El, Tonight I am pondering whether to have a ham and pineapple pizza or a garlic mushroom one..... please help me decide.... Ham & pineapple. Your soul-mate could appear at any moment, so best avoid garlic breath, imo. Edit: A garlic scented dump in the morning ain't too nice either. Pineapple and ham however is not noticeable. Edited June 26, 2012 by Eldorado 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted June 26, 2012 #28 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Dr El....Why am I so addicted to watching The Closer ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clfr21 Posted June 26, 2012 #29 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Ham & pineapple. Your soul-mate could appear at any moment, so best avoid garlic breath, imo. Edit: A garlic scented dump in the morning ain't too nice either. Pineapple and ham however is not noticeable. Fantastic advice thank you! Well I'm off to make a pizza 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 27, 2012 Author #30 Share Posted June 27, 2012 (edited) Dr El....Why am I so addicted to watching The Closer ? It's called escapism, BM and nothing to be concerned over. We all do it. Escapism is mental diversion by means of entertainment or recreation, as an " escape" from the perceived unpleasant or banal aspects of daily life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapism Plus, it's a damn fine TV show so why not? I'm addicted to Deadwood. I shout at the screen if Seth is fighting. "He's got a knife, Seth!" etc. Confuses the neighbours somewhat. Hehehe. Edited June 27, 2012 by Eldorado 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted June 27, 2012 #31 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Dear Dr. El, I got really annoying neighbors that like to steal from my yard- the ditch works good along one side (neighbor broke an ankle getting into my yard one day) but a small corner of my yard allows them access to steal my firepit furniture. What can I put in that corner to keep them from gaining access to my yard there? The local bigfoot charges way too much in jerkey for me to keep him on guard all the time, and the local troll just refuses to move away from the bridge down the road. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 27, 2012 Author #32 Share Posted June 27, 2012 (edited) I can empathise with your problem, Rashore. Had a similar problem myself. I used the old fashioned method of barbed wire fence and some Improvised Explosive Devices. I've not had any bother since. Good Luck! p.s. if you're no good with explosives, get a big dog that bites. The local animal shelter should have some. Edited June 27, 2012 by Eldorado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted June 27, 2012 #33 Share Posted June 27, 2012 (edited) It's called escapism, BM and nothing to be concerned over. We all do it. Escapism is mental diversion by means of entertainment or recreation, as an " escape" from the perceived unpleasant or banal aspects of daily life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapism Plus, it's a damn fine TV show so why not? I'm addicted to Deadwood. I shout at the screen if Seth is fighting. "He's got a knife, Seth!" etc. Confuses the neighbours somewhat. Hehehe. Ahhh escapism...There was me thinking it was because of the funny cast and story lines lol but in a way yes it is escapism... anything is better than sitting through hour long boring TV shows with my husband..If i see one more Star Trek I will scream!! Deadwood...I know of it..seen it advertised but never got around to watching it.. I guess because I also like watching Comedy Gold on Sky ..re-runs of Only Fools and horses ect <-- my weakness lol Edited June 27, 2012 by Beckys_Mom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaraKitty Posted June 30, 2012 #34 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Dear Dr El I can't decides if I wanna dress up as a tiger or a kitty cat for my next costume party? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 30, 2012 Author #35 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Dear Dr El I can't decides if I wanna dress up as a tiger or a kitty cat for my next costume party? Has to be a kitty, Kitty. Unless it's a Smartie Party (for kids). If you want a laugh dress as a tiger, sure.... but if you wanna tease a little, it has to be a cat*. *I'd use another word for a cat but the UM bot has never heard of a p****cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted June 30, 2012 #36 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Dear dr. El Remember yesterday when you joked about something, I thought you were serious and I got mad ?? Well I want to shake your hand and make peace, can you do that for me ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaraKitty Posted June 30, 2012 #37 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Has to be a kitty, Kitty. Unless it's a Smartie Party (for kids). If you want a laugh dress as a tiger, sure.... but if you wanna tease a little, it has to be a cat*. *I'd use another word for a cat but the UM bot has never heard of a p****cat. Hahah! thanks Dr El! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 30, 2012 Author #38 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Dear dr. El Remember yesterday when you joked about something, I thought you were serious and I got mad ?? Well I want to shake your hand and make peace, can you do that for me ?? Of course. You're like me. Sometimes you bite people you shouldn't be biting cos they don't deserve to be bitten. I have a lot of guilt over that, and I hope you don't end up likewise when you're my age. It sucks. Everyone has feelings... everyone. On a brighter note... we have time! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 30, 2012 Author #39 Share Posted June 30, 2012 My, what a big gun you have, Dr... Are you popular with the ladies? Only once I start speaking. Tis truly amazing what your tongue can do for you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted June 30, 2012 #40 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Dr. El My mother's side of the family is Scottish. Do you know any of them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted June 30, 2012 #41 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Thank you doctor El. You're the best ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted July 1, 2012 Author #42 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Dr. El My mother's side of the family is Scottish. Do you know any of them? Well, QC I can't really say without a name and where your kin hail from. Is it that mob with the red afro hairdos? (jokin) btw I'm a plumber on my Granny's side, do you know any of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted July 1, 2012 #43 Share Posted July 1, 2012 (edited) Well, QC I can't really say without a name and where your kin hail from. Is it that mob with the red afro hairdos? (jokin) btw I'm a plumber on my Granny's side, do you know any of them? yeah, red hair, that's them nope, never have any problems with my pipes Edited July 1, 2012 by QuiteContrary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoonmai Posted July 1, 2012 #44 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Dear Abby, sorry, I mean Dr El, I have this weird growth between what I think are my ears, do you think it could be cancer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted July 1, 2012 Author #45 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Dear Abby, sorry, I mean Dr El, I have this weird growth between what I think are my ears, do you think it could be cancer? UM Rule: Do not use the forum to request or provide help with medical conditions or medications, you are always best to seek the advice of your doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoonmai Posted July 1, 2012 #46 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Thanks for the wonderful advice. Can I get a second opinion? Does anyone know what is wrong with me out there in Disneyland? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted July 1, 2012 #47 Share Posted July 1, 2012 doc, how do i get this blood red wine stain from the carpet in the boot of my car? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted July 1, 2012 Author #48 Share Posted July 1, 2012 (edited) doc, how do i get this blood red wine stain from the carpet in the boot of my car? You can use hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, soda ash, vinegar, club soda, salt or a wide range of commercial products. Personally, I'd destroy the car. No evidence is good evidence. Edited July 1, 2012 by Eldorado 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted July 2, 2012 #49 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Good advice can you lend me some petrol and matches 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted July 2, 2012 Author #50 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Good advice can you lend me some petrol and matches No. I'm Scottish and you look English, so I'll sell you some. (lol) Anyway... if Worcestershire is anything like Lanarkshire I'm sure there is some street somewhere you can leave a car parked and it will mysteriously burst into flames pretty quickly... minus radio, tyres and anything shiny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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