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ThePhantomFlanFlinger

You Silly Sausage:Mayor outrages her town

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Space Commander Travis

perhaps the funniest part is the way they always find a Local resident who takes it all way too seriously and can be guaranteed to splutter in outrage:

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Resident Bill Nicholson added: 'The council chamber must put a stop to this embarrassment, and restore some dignity to the people of Louth who do not want the local Olympic event high-jacked for commercial reasons.

'To insult the whole spirit of the Olympic movement and the modest people who have carried the torch is not in Louth’s interest.'

Heavens above, Bill, have a cup of tea or something. :unsure2:

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Coffey

I know what they are trying to say it looks like, but it really doesn't. It looks nothing like a sausage, but it also looks nothing liek the other thing. I think it says more about the people complaining than the costume to be honest.

perhaps the funniest part is the way they always find a Local resident who takes it all way too seriously and can be guaranteed to splutter in outrage:

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Resident Bill Nicholson added: 'The council chamber must put a stop to this embarrassment, and restore some dignity to the people of Louth who do not want the local Olympic event high-jacked for commercial reasons.

'To insult the whole spirit of the Olympic movement and the modest people who have carried the torch is not in Louth’s interest.'

Heavens above, Bill, have a cup of tea or something. :unsure2:

Ironically it's people like that who ruin everything. lol

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ThePhantomFlanFlinger

perhaps the funniest part is the way they always find a Local resident who takes it all way too seriously and can be guaranteed to splutter in outrage:

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Resident Bill Nicholson added: 'The council chamber must put a stop to this embarrassment, and restore some dignity to the people of Louth who do not want the local Olympic event high-jacked for commercial reasons.

'To insult the whole spirit of the Olympic movement and the modest people who have carried the torch is not in Louth’s interest.'

Heavens above, Bill, have a cup of tea or something. :unsure2:

Oh yes i have to agree with....you always get some who will go well over the top.I just dont think she thought it through but it is funny mind... :)

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Arbenol

The moral of the story is:

If you dress up as a sausage, you're always going to end up looking like a knob.

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ZaraKitty

Haha, I would love to see a phallic costume run through a city, even better ride a bike through a city.

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Coffey

Haha, I would love to see a phallic costume run through a city, even better ride a bike through a city.

inflatable-penis-king-ding.jpg

I might do it and get my housemate to film me. lol

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Arbenol

Posted in error

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Ealdwita

I'll never forget the headlines that appeared a few years ago in our village newsletter following attempts by a tourist company to put up some kind of statue in the village. They were printed in a size large enough to be used for the Second Coming and read...

Council Leader Fights Erection In Village Square

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Arbenol

inflatable-penis-king-ding.jpg

I think they've overdone it on the knee-pads.

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schizoidwoman

I'll never forget the headlines that appeared a few years ago in our village newsletter following attempts by a tourist company to put up some kind of statue in the village. They were printed in a size large enough to be used for the Second Coming and read...

Council Leader Fights Erection In Village Square

And people say rural life is dull!

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Eldorado

I'm saying nothing lest I get banned.

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ZaraKitty

inflatable-penis-king-ding.jpg

I might do it and get my housemate to film me. lol

LOL! yes please

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Super-Fly

ha, quality!

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wolfknight

Looking Mommy a pink penis is coming down the road. :w00t:

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Mistydawn

Looking Mommy a pink penis is coming down the road. :w00t:

...coming down the road? really? :unsure2:

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