skookum Posted July 5, 2012 #1 Share Posted July 5, 2012 When taking a leak, customers are greeted with a message which begins: 'Hey, listen up - that's right, I'm talking to you. 'Have you had a few drinks, maybe a few too many?' it says, before warning motorists, 'Do yourself and everyone else a favour and call a cab.' http://www.metro.co....drink-and-drive 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted July 6, 2012 #2 Share Posted July 6, 2012 As neat as this idea sounds, I don't think it will do much to curb drunk driving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted July 6, 2012 #3 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I was once talked at by a disembodied Eric Idle whilst using the facilities at a cinema in Preston (he was advertising Splitting Heirs, so it was a good few years ago); it was somewhat disconcerting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted July 6, 2012 #4 Share Posted July 6, 2012 If the shock of it caused you to lose control of your bladder at least you'd already be in the right place..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted July 6, 2012 #5 Share Posted July 6, 2012 (edited) I'll never take advice from a bar urinal ever again after that one told me, "Yep. She looks a dead-ringer for Charlize Theron. Go for it." pfft Edited July 6, 2012 by Eldorado 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted July 6, 2012 #6 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I'll never take advice from a bar urinal ever again after that one told me, "Yep. She looks a dead-ringer for Charlize Theron. Go for it." pfft Hahahaha, been there before. lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted July 6, 2012 #7 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I'll never take advice from a bar urinal ever again after that one told me, "Yep. She looks a dead-ringer for Charlize Theron. Go for it." pfft Never had one speak to me but I did read this sign over one once: Please don't put cigarette butts or gum in urinal.(it makes the cigarettes too hard to light and the gum too salty) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaraKitty Posted July 6, 2012 #8 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Dude, she's totally 18." Damn urinal got me in some serious trouble. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfknight Posted July 6, 2012 #9 Share Posted July 6, 2012 That would freak we right out. Be taking a pee and the uninal start talking might leave a yellow stream on the floor. I would be wondering if the flashback are coming back. Or Candid Camera is back on TV again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted July 7, 2012 #10 Share Posted July 7, 2012 "Your p*** smells like vodka and sugar puffs, better call a cab" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted July 7, 2012 #11 Share Posted July 7, 2012 rofl. i wonder what other kinds of stuff it says... O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathRain2012 Posted July 7, 2012 #12 Share Posted July 7, 2012 the message said what kind of stuff it says... O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted July 7, 2012 #13 Share Posted July 7, 2012 I don't use bars or drink. I'm freeeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted July 7, 2012 #14 Share Posted July 7, 2012 "Dude, she's totally 18." Damn urinal got me in some serious trouble. It' so hard to tell nowadays. I sometimes ask for ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted July 7, 2012 #15 Share Posted July 7, 2012 rofl. i wonder what other kinds of stuff it says... O_O I can think of some possibilities that aren't suitable for print But how about "that's so strong it's stripping my enamel, might want to try the next one on the rocks?" Makes you wonder if these 'facilities' will attract a new type of customer partial to having conversations with the 'things' that they pee on? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted July 7, 2012 #16 Share Posted July 7, 2012 It' so hard to tell nowadays. I sometimes ask for ID. Yeah, I hear you on that. Years ago I had sex with a girl I swore was above age. I was investigated and the Reno police refused to file charges against me because she seriously looked older than she was. The fact that I didn't have sex with her again after I was told her true age probably helped keep me from prison I suppose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted July 7, 2012 #17 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Yeah, I hear you on that. Years ago I had sex with a girl I swore was above age. I was investigated and the Reno police refused to file charges against me because she seriously looked older than she was. The fact that I didn't have sex with her again after I was told her true age probably helped keep me from prison I suppose. Haha, I bet that was akward. I would have been so annoyed at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted July 7, 2012 #18 Share Posted July 7, 2012 You walk up to the urinal and all it does is laugh... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted July 7, 2012 #19 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Haha, I bet that was akward. I would have been so annoyed at her. Yeah. I left Nevada after being cleared and went back to my home state. Was the scariest **** in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted July 7, 2012 #20 Share Posted July 7, 2012 You walk up to the urinal and all it does is laugh... Lol. That would be messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted July 7, 2012 #21 Share Posted July 7, 2012 How about: "Seeing as most of that went down your leg, you might want to walk home" or: "That's enough, three shakes only! You're not on holiday" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alienated Being Posted July 7, 2012 #22 Share Posted July 7, 2012 It tackles "drink driving", huh? I think it should be tackling "drunk driving". What the hell is "drink driving"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csspwns Posted July 8, 2012 #23 Share Posted July 8, 2012 lol tats funny but wont take startle them and make them *ahem* tense up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted July 8, 2012 #24 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I saw a sign over a urinal that said, Don't Eat The Big White Mint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted July 8, 2012 #25 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I can think of some possibilities that aren't suitable for print But how about "that's so strong it's stripping my enamel, might want to try the next one on the rocks?" Makes you wonder if these 'facilities' will attract a new type of customer partial to having conversations with the 'things' that they pee on? I laughed so hard on this one that I think I pulled a muscle..just wanted to thank you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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