spud the mackem Posted July 8, 2012 #26 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) You get a shock and water the floor, ha ha Edited July 8, 2012 by spud the mackem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted July 8, 2012 #27 Share Posted July 8, 2012 The Fly in the loo basin is still the best one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted July 8, 2012 #28 Share Posted July 8, 2012 You walk up to the urinal and all it does is laugh... Now that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted July 8, 2012 #29 Share Posted July 8, 2012 If they're going to have talking urinals it should have a female voice that says, HELLO BIG BOY, LIKE HANGING AROUND IN JOHNS? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliens Exist Posted July 9, 2012 #30 Share Posted July 9, 2012 It states their trying to: "tackle drink driving" what exactly does that mean? LOL, who missed that typo? Damn another drink driving accident, I told you to stop drink driving! I hate drink drivers, and blink drivers, especially dink divers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliens Exist Posted July 9, 2012 #31 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Now that is funny Or once you pull it out, it says, "hey take it out already" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliens Exist Posted July 9, 2012 #32 Share Posted July 9, 2012 It should say..........."Hey what's up with that little guy next to those two big nuts"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted July 9, 2012 #33 Share Posted July 9, 2012 It' so hard to tell nowadays. I sometimes ask for ID. Either you are young enough to have to worry about it or you are an old fart that shouldn't even think about going out with someone that young looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Posted July 11, 2012 #34 Share Posted July 11, 2012 (edited) I was waiting in a pub toilet one time for about 8 big burly blokes to finish peeing and while I was waiting all you could hear were grunts & groans & the sound of p*** splashing in the urinal so i turned to the guy next to me and said in a loud voice I heard a psychiatrist state on the radio that men with little penises p*** loud in public tiolets you could of heard a pin drop. lol Edited July 11, 2012 by CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trish1997 Posted July 23, 2012 #35 Share Posted July 23, 2012 LOL. Thats kinda funny but even more stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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