Miss Shadows Posted December 22, 2012 #301 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I've had 4 or 5 teachers in my life tell me I'm their 'favorite student', so even when I was in the third grade, I knew a sucker when I saw one, and I used to bum cheetos off some of the staff I own 'Signs' on video and the first 2 seasons of 'The X Files'. I own a TV set that has a color knob and another to change channels, because there's never been a remote for it. And yes, I have an extensive collection of Nirvana records/CDs. Yes, I am very nerdy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsteroidX Posted December 22, 2012 #302 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I let my kid open a xmas present early this year. He told me I was the only one that ever did that for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted December 22, 2012 #303 Share Posted December 22, 2012 i once set fire to a field of maize 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasina Posted December 22, 2012 #304 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I sing to every Disney song I know when I hear it, no matter where I am, even if I have to whisper it under my breath. :3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted December 22, 2012 #305 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I had to go to a funeral once...it caught me by surprise...and I had nothing to wear and no time to go home and change...so, I went to Wal*Mart and bought an outfit...Black Shirt, Black Slacks, Black Socks, Black Shoes, Black Belt. It all cost about $70. After the funeral, I returned everything to Wal*Mart and got my money back. The shoes were too big and didn't fit and when the lady asked me if I had worn them (because the bottoms were scuffed) I told her yes I did, that's how I know they don't fit. She didn't want to but she gave me a refund on all of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 22, 2012 #306 Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) I had to dig deep for this one.... When I was little, may be four/five not sure, a tot any ways.... I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, I cleaned the bathroom from top to bottom...... Scrubbing away for hours, i was, got through a roll of toilet paper and cleaning fluid. Working my way around every little nook and cranny. Carefully, lovingly, I went in all those awkward places, under the rim of the toilet, around the taps, in and out. Until it was all done, shiny, spotless and ..........And then, I put the brush I had been using back in the place I found it........ In the, Ermmmmmmm........Tooth brush holder. Not realising until now, That I had actually used my poor mums toothbrush, as the ever so nifty fine brush to get around all those tight bends. Oh my, Sorry mom. I really didn't know. I don't think I be telling her that one, any time soon. Oh dear, the shame.... Oh my..... Edited December 22, 2012 by Blue Star 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted December 23, 2012 #307 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I had to go to a funeral once...it caught me by surprise...and I had nothing to wear and no time to go home and change...so, I went to Wal*Mart and bought an outfit...Black Shirt, Black Slacks, Black Socks, Black Shoes, Black Belt. It all cost about $70. After the funeral, I returned everything to Wal*Mart and got my money back. The shoes were too big and didn't fit and when the lady asked me if I had worn them (because the bottoms were scuffed) I told her yes I did, that's how I know they don't fit. She didn't want to but she gave me a refund on all of it. Don't feel bad; when my best friend's grandmother died I went to the funeral, and we were sitting in a back row together, and for God knows what reason I started laughing. Thankfully my friend understood, sometimes you think of something and can't help it. When I was younger I told my little sister everytime she shirked her homework duties she was slowly killing Santa Clause. Not the best de facto parenting technique, let me tell you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted December 24, 2012 #308 Share Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) Don't feel bad; when my best friend's grandmother died I went to the funeral, and we were sitting in a back row together, and for God knows what reason I started laughing. Thankfully my friend understood, sometimes you think of something and can't help it. When I was younger I told my little sister everytime she shirked her homework duties she was slowly killing Santa Clause. Not the best de facto parenting technique, let me tell you. When I was in second grade I yanked the chair out from under this girl who was both retarded and had epilepsy. She hit her head on the concrete floor. My mother and teacher were standing there aghast at what I had done. I still feel bad to this day...however, I did make it up later...I danced with her at our 25th High School Reunion. It made her entire summer...I know it did because she sent me several cards telling me how she couldn't wait till the next reunion so we could dance again. We haven't had another one since then. Edited December 24, 2012 by joc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted December 24, 2012 #309 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I kind of collapsed a marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanicneversank Posted December 25, 2012 #310 Share Posted December 25, 2012 I've watched the Back To The Future movies at least four times each, including one Italian-language version on an overseas vacation. Did I hear someone say "Get A Life?" (Actualy I've done a lot worse, but seeing as it's Christmas Day I'll stick to something totally silly and harmless... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted January 1, 2013 #311 Share Posted January 1, 2013 When I was in my early twenties, just after a rain, I was driving along a country road. A family in an SUV pulled out in front of me. I had plenty of time to slow down...but I thought it was rude of them to make me slow down...they could have waited twenty seconds and the road would have been clear...so... ...I passed them on the shoulder...shot them the finger as I passed...and then hit the wet grass off the edge of the shoulder and went into a 360 spin into the ditch where I was stuck big time...I walked to a farm house and called a tow truck...he pulled me out and wanted 45 dollars. I told him I only had 6 and he told me it wasn't even worth his while for six, to just keep it... ...I still feel like a jerk...but it is funny to think about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted January 2, 2013 #312 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I had to dig deep for this one.... When I was little, may be four/five not sure, a tot any ways.... I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, I cleaned the bathroom from top to bottom...... Scrubbing away for hours, i was, got through a roll of toilet paper and cleaning fluid. Working my way around every little nook and cranny. Carefully, lovingly, I went in all those awkward places, under the rim of the toilet, around the taps, in and out. Until it was all done, shiny, spotless and ..........And then, I put the brush I had been using back in the place I found it........ In the, Ermmmmmmm........Tooth brush holder. Not realising until now, That I had actually used my poor mums toothbrush, as the ever so nifty fine brush to get around all those tight bends. Oh my, Sorry mom. I really didn't know. I don't think I be telling her that one, any time soon. Oh dear That is so very hilarious and sweet at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasina Posted January 2, 2013 #313 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I was almost done with my shower when Bohemian Rhapsody came on my iPod, so I stayed in the shower and sang~! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted January 2, 2013 #314 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I was almost done with my shower when Bohemian Rhapsody came on my iPod, so I stayed in the shower and sang~! You are a bad, bad girl! Bad Hasina! Wait...You are a very good girl! Good Hasina! Either way...you are a Shower Rock Star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted January 3, 2013 #315 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I am terribly ashamed of my inability to tie knots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted January 9, 2013 #316 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I confess I was a really stupid kid. Santa Clause was largely the basis for my moral reasoning until about age 7, and I always thought 'hump day' (Wednesday) had sexual connotations. I have a thing for temporarily indulging stupid ideas, like the other night I spent an hour researching a company looking to train and hire people for a drilling expedition on the arctic. 60,000 dollars for 8 months, but the mortality rate is something like 13 out of every 100 people. Stuff like this, plus the way my nieces and nephew roll their eyes at me, makes me think the kindest thing I could ever do for children is not adopt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcion Meets E. Sibyl Posted January 9, 2013 #317 Share Posted January 9, 2013 I was a bossy kid. I even told my brothers, sisters, and relatives to do their chores when we were kids, and I was the youngest of the bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted January 23, 2013 #318 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Now, I know there's a lot of women who say they're ugly (when they're not) and most of them do it for petty or attention seeking reasons, but in complete honesty I don't find myself excessively attractive or anything. I don't think I'm bad looking, but I've never been comfortable with my looks, to the point that when I was 16, I got into a long running argument with a friend because she took a picture of me while I was writing, and submitted it to some photo beauty contest. I didn't find out until I got a letter saying I'd won within the county jurisdiction, and it went on from county to district to state region, etcetera. I eventually just got over it and moved on, but certain things I can be soo shy about, and my looks are one of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted January 23, 2013 #319 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I was a bossy kid. I even told my brothers, sisters, and relatives to do their chores when we were kids, and I was the youngest of the bunch. PS I was a bossy kid too! Funny thing is, now I oversee the supervisors of two departments in my job-place. Now, stop reading this and get back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted January 24, 2013 #320 Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) I have never shot a deer. The deer head with 8 point antlers hanging in my office was purchased at an antique store for $50. Edited January 24, 2013 by joc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted February 26, 2013 #321 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I confess that someone made a new thread titled confessions and don't know why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted March 8, 2013 #322 Share Posted March 8, 2013 A friend and I decided to go tan on my deck one morning, so we put on our bikinis and laid out on some towels. She fell asleep right away, and well, you know what they say about sleepless opportunists. Knowing my friend is a heavy sleeper, I snuck inside and got a plastic tracing stencil, one with all these dorky swirls and palm tree shapes, and laid it on her back. When she discovered my handiwork she was blood thirsty, and what was worse was I was busting up too hard to run. If we had had a video camera, there are men out there just stupid enough to pay good money for two women rolling around in bathing suits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddess_Lilith Posted March 8, 2013 #323 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I confess that I'm super nosey and I love reading all your confessions. Btw HAFB...your very beautiful and seem to be just as much inside as you are outside sweetness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted March 8, 2013 #324 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I confess that I'm super nosey and I love reading all your confessions. Btw HAFB...your very beautiful and seem to be just as much inside as you are outside sweetness. Heheh, I'm really nosey too. I really appreciate the kind words miss Lil, and honestly what is anything worth on the out if you're not pretty on the in? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted March 8, 2013 #325 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I confess that I'm super nosey and I love reading all your confessions. Btw HAFB...your very beautiful and seem to be just as much inside as you are outside sweetness. you have no idea ... she's so sweet she leave stickness on the hands and lips after consuming although it sounded wrong i meant it in innocent sincer way i confess one time in the army me and other friend scared some one into leaving his weapon and runing back insde from front gate post we basically told him the place was haunted and the guy was new so he bought the place was haunted by old lady killed by her husband at night we start making noises from behind the wall and throwing stones at him and my other friend amazing mimic the sound of old lady saying " I love you why did you shot me " we never told him it was us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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