Miss Shadows Posted October 16, 2012 #226 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I once had sex wearing a hotdog suit... In a public location in Vegas. I confess I took my top off at a concert once. I have an aunt who used to be a hairdresser and she had these two Spaniels, so whenever I was at her apartment and she wasn't looking I would pull a bunch of beauty products off the shelf and give her dogs 'salon days'. Oh, and one time I came over to drop some stuff off at my brother's house, and I walked in on my sister-in-law chasing him around with one of those electric razors, shaving her initials into his chest hair, and quite frankly it was the type of thing most people would cry to a therapist about in a room full of dolls. Motivational posters make me want to puke, and as much as I don't like to confess this, I used to play in a sort of indies/rock/classic rock type of band that actually wasn't doing too bad until the invention of 'I'm busy'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted October 16, 2012 #227 Share Posted October 16, 2012 LMFAO! Did you wear assless chaps too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted October 16, 2012 #228 Share Posted October 16, 2012 LMFAO! Did you wear assless chaps too? One of our other members did, I was more about the shirts, like I had an English Laundry "Lennon not Lenin" shirt and another one that had the 'Hello Goodbye' theme going on, and then I spent a couple summers hunting around for old band tees, so I had stuff like Lenny Kravitz, The Bee Gees, Fleetwood Mac, Santana, Eagles, Def Leppard, blahblahblah. I started working when I was really young, so it seems like any time I had any money to spare, and it wasn't going into savings, over the course of 2 summers I must've spent upwards of half a thou on stuff like that. Hm, should I brave the assless chaps? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viviana98 Posted October 17, 2012 #229 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I confess I have an eating disorder...I eat all the time even when I'm not hungry. I also confess that I'm worried some day I might gain weight from eating all the time and I'll have to work out, which I don't like to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viviana98 Posted October 17, 2012 #230 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I confess I get scared easily at movies or even the news sometimes and then I can't sleep. But I confess that even though I get scared I love scary movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted October 17, 2012 #231 Share Posted October 17, 2012 I confess....I have no idea wtf Gangnam is and dont care. but keep in mind what it says about my confessions over here <------------------------ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted October 20, 2012 #232 Share Posted October 20, 2012 I confess.....sometimes during simple conversation (or reading) a phrase will hit me and rattle around my brain until I spit it out as song lyrics from the plethora of crap filling up my brain. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted October 22, 2012 #233 Share Posted October 22, 2012 I confess I wish they had a course in college where you just sat on a rug while the professor read to you. I confess that I don't know why ANYone was my friend in elementary school...I was this rotten, pouty little bookworm who kicked boys in their shins for pulling my ponytail. I'm sorry, but that s*** hurts! You know those little kid cracker and cheese snacks, with the 3 or 4 crackers and that nasty cheese paste, with a little plastic red smearing-stick? My best friend in the 4th grade was a boy who was in the 5th grade, and every lunch I'd ask him if I could have his cheese, and he'd be so bummed but he'd sigh and just let me have it anyway. It starts out with cancerous cheese-spread, and ends up with "everything" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted October 22, 2012 #234 Share Posted October 22, 2012 I confess I wish they had a course in college where you just sat on a rug while the professor read to you. I confess that I don't know why ANYone was my friend in elementary school...I was this rotten, pouty little bookworm who kicked boys in their shins for pulling my ponytail. I'm sorry, but that s*** hurts! You know those little kid cracker and cheese snacks, with the 3 or 4 crackers and that nasty cheese paste, with a little plastic red smearing-stick? My best friend in the 4th grade was a boy who was in the 5th grade, and every lunch I'd ask him if I could have his cheese, and he'd be so bummed but he'd sigh and just let me have it anyway. It starts out with cancerous cheese-spread, and ends up with "everything" Try 8am astronomy in the planetarium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted October 22, 2012 #235 Share Posted October 22, 2012 I only do this once in a blue moon, as in probably half a dozen times in my life or so, but when I'm so exhausted and I finally get to sleep, I 'pur'. It's not even real snoring, but I've had a friend tell me if she put her head close enough to mine one night she could hear me making this noise while I slept for about 10 or 20 minutes. Apparently I'm a pur-er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted October 25, 2012 #236 Share Posted October 25, 2012 (edited) i confess i got kissed from a teacher in my 8 grade back at school .. maybe seventh grade it was very innocent though and without other intention edit : infront the whole class too lol Edited October 25, 2012 by Knight Of Shadows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted October 25, 2012 #237 Share Posted October 25, 2012 i confess i got kissed from a teacher in my 8 grade back at school .. maybe seventh grade it was very innocent though and without other intention edit : infront the whole class too lol I confess that just made me think about my 8th grade English teacher...who I never got to kiss, but gladly would have.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted October 26, 2012 #238 Share Posted October 26, 2012 When I was 16 I had a slightly older friend who lived on the 19th floor of an apartment building that looked out onto the parking lot of our local news station. I confess that we regularly took the screens out of her window (no balcony) and used to throw water balloons down into the parking lot. (only when we couldn't see anyone around, it's not like we were trying to kill anyone... ) We also would light cherry bombs (which are illegal in Canada from what I now know) and chuck them out the window (which would echo even louder due to the surrounding high rises) We did this every day for a couple of weeks until someone called the police and they showed up at the door one day. Whoops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted October 31, 2012 #239 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I confess....everytime I see the thread "Poets Challange" part of the song "Poets" by The Tragically Hip goes through my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
with bells on Posted November 1, 2012 #240 Share Posted November 1, 2012 i confess that i am indeed, Jesus.. please dont make a big deal about it, cause i am trying to keep a low profile around here.. dont worry, i love you all.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvelAtTheWords Posted November 2, 2012 #241 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I confess I want....food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted November 4, 2012 #242 Share Posted November 4, 2012 I confess I want....food. I confess that sometimes when I'm alone I dance around my apartment and sing (badly) while I clean. I have a sort of Loving hate for stripy knee-high socks and I don't know why but I've been getting really giggly lately and I have to cut that out. Sometimes I wonder in all seriousness if someone's stuck a sign on my back or something, people tell me I'm adorable all the time and I don't know what it is. I got mad at a coworker last week and he was snickering behind his hand because I was pink in the face and I had my hands on my hips and I was just ticked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted November 6, 2012 #243 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I confess that I haven't slept through the night in over 7 years....and I'm pretty bitter about it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 6, 2012 #244 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I confess that I haven't slept through the night in over 7 years....and I'm pretty bitter about it. That's what you get in exchange for the joys of having children. I confess that don't understand why people assume I'm not stupid. Even when I tell them "Hey, I'm really not very smart" they assume I'm lying. But I'm not. I got bad grades, I went to alternative highschool for stoners, I smoked and drank every spare cent I had in my twenties and most of my thirties. Hell at this point my retirement plans consist of winning the lottery or dying before I get ugly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasina Posted November 6, 2012 #245 Share Posted November 6, 2012 As a child, I wanted to be the pink Power Ranger when I grew up, the original pink Ranger I mean. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted November 6, 2012 #246 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I confess....I watch Flashpoint mainly because the Pink Power Ranger is all growed up in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazoo Posted November 6, 2012 #247 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I think One Direction is a decent band. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted November 6, 2012 #248 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I confess last night I dreamt I went to a hcokey game, but since the NHL locked out the players it was some sort of minor league game with a very sparse crowd. Oddly enough Steve Winwood and his badn were there and they decided to do an inpromptu version of Nlow spark of high heeled boys"....it was awesome. Then I woke up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted November 7, 2012 #249 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I confess that my pet gecko "bit" my finger tonight and I unintentionally may have threw him halfway across the room. I feel terrible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted November 7, 2012 #250 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I confess that my pet gecko "bit" my finger tonight and I unintentionally may have threw him halfway across the room. I feel terrible. I confess once when I tried to pick up my iguanna, he dropped his tail (i guess they can do that) and I really thought I accidently yanked it off... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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