RockabyeBillie Posted August 13, 2012 #26 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I loled. I wasn't sure anyone here would get the reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Greenman Posted August 13, 2012 #27 Share Posted August 13, 2012 It's good to drink at the gym right before you exorcise ( ba-dum-tiss ) And spending the whole time trying burn off all those carb calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted August 13, 2012 #28 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I know it's silly, but guys about 9 out of 10 Poles are Catholic. What do you expect the church to say? Interesting marketing strategy by the company. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambelamba Posted August 13, 2012 #29 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Demon Energy Drink Meanwhilea recent report by the BBC has revealed that holy water from Mecca known as ‘Zam Zam’ is contaminated with high levels of arsenic http://www.greenprop...y-water-unsafe/ After reading the calories part I kinda agree with the Church. No energy drink should have 230 cal per can. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super-Fly Posted August 13, 2012 #30 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Id rather Crunk Juice. I like the headline, true story. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etu Malku Posted August 13, 2012 #31 Share Posted August 13, 2012 After reading the calories part I kinda agree with the Church. No energy drink should have 230 cal per can. But arsenic is ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambelamba Posted August 14, 2012 #32 Share Posted August 14, 2012 But arsenic is ok? I guess I missed the arsenic part. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Walker Posted August 14, 2012 #33 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) I find red bull has much the same demonic effects. Especially around my 13th bottle. I'm just joking, mum. Edited August 14, 2012 by Mr Walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted August 14, 2012 #34 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I find red bull has much the same demonic effects. Especially around my 13th bottle. I'm just joking, mum. You could probably buy a bottle of really good 40 year old scotch far cheaper than 13 cans of red bull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted August 14, 2012 #35 Share Posted August 14, 2012 It's already here. Sacramental Wine* it's called. It's free, cures all guilt and is extremely addictive, in my experience. (*Only available to pilgrims in small measures but drunk copiously by the Clergy. Seeing as they are likely to have more guilt than the rest of us.) There is a very good reason why the ones that over indulge do so... Do you have any idea how absolutely boring confession can be if you have nothing to confess?... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted August 14, 2012 #36 Share Posted August 14, 2012 You could probably buy a bottle of really good 40 year old scotch far cheaper than 13 cans of red bull. And it would be a lot tastier too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted August 14, 2012 #37 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Demon Energy Drink Meanwhilea recent report by the BBC has revealed that holy water from Mecca known as ‘Zam Zam’ is contaminated with high levels of arsenic http://www.greenprophet.com/2011/05/holy-water-unsafe/ Actually,those ingredients are better than soda . I didn't see caffeine . It's got taurine and inositol ,not a lot of sugar or salt. It's GOOD for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Walker Posted August 15, 2012 #38 Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) You could probably buy a bottle of really good 40 year old scotch far cheaper than 13 cans of red bull. Interesting perspective. I dont drink alcohol (or more than a glass of red bull either) but red bull is about $3.50 a can. So say $45.50 for the red bull. Whiskey costs vary but a 30 year old glenfiddich single malt is is about $489.00 dollars. A johnnie walker blended 12 year old whiskey is $41.90 heres a couple of prices for 40 year old whiskey Glenfarclas 40 Year Old 46% Glenfarclas $ 453.33 Bruichladdich 40 Year Old 43.10% Bruichladdich $2277.97 Hypothetically, i think i would be financially better off with the red bull; lol Edited August 15, 2012 by Mr Walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Walker Posted August 15, 2012 #39 Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) And it would be a lot tastier too! I once had a large shot of 40 year old glenfiddich, single malt, rather than refuse the hospitality of a scottish exchange teacher to my school. It tasted of peat, and was otherwise exceptionally "smooth"Not an unpleasant taste, and it went very well with the haggis, ( a dish I really DO enjoy) but not what i would call tasty. On the other hand there is no comparison between such a whiskey and the ones i drank by the bottle as a teenager, which were basically tasteless, although they had a bite, but very effective. I can understand someone drinking a glass of 40 year old single malt whiskey, for the pleasure of it. They are equivalent to an aged liqueur, or a really good aged port, although not as tasty in terms of flavour. Edited August 15, 2012 by Mr Walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE INTERPETER Posted August 22, 2012 #40 Share Posted August 22, 2012 (edited) I find red bull has much the same demonic effects. Especially around my 13th bottle. I'm just joking, mum. Mr Walker,Joking about such matters can have horrific results.Eating anything related to demons or devils can have that effect.To eat foods such as "devils" food cake, or "deviled" eggscan earn one a one way ticket to hell, God is not mocked. Edited August 22, 2012 by THE INTERPETER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted August 22, 2012 #41 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Meh, They should create their own Jesus Juice energy drink and leave it at that. lol. They're Catholics, we DO have Jesus Juice, made from grapes, but tastes like the Blood of the Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notoverrated Posted August 22, 2012 #42 Share Posted August 22, 2012 thats a pretty interesting stance on a energy drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE INTERPRETER Posted August 23, 2012 #43 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Mr Walker,Joking about such matters can have horrific results.Eating anything related to demons or devils can have that effect.To eat foods such as "devils" food cake, or "deviled" eggscan earn one a one way ticket to hell, God is not mocked. Hell is reserved for the wicked, your assessment is a nice joke though. Thank you person who joined in April, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Walker Posted August 23, 2012 #44 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Mr Walker,Joking about such matters can have horrific results.Eating anything related to demons or devils can have that effect.To eat foods such as "devils" food cake, or "deviled" eggs can earn one a one way ticket to hell, God is not mocked. If you are joking. I can appreciate that. If you are serious I am protected by by the presence of god and angels. Not only is god with me but he does have a cosmic sense of humour. God does not take himself as seriously as a lot of humans seem to think. he should do he "created us" in his own image, and that includes a similar, self aware, sense of humour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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