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lizzieboo

Random silliness

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lizzieboo

This was too good to keep to myself:

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lizzieboo

...and another:

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Mnemonix

I can imagine that it would be awkward for the goat's cell mate.

...and another:

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I assume he was hospitalized because his ass kicked him for violating it with 6 plastic horses?

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lizzieboo

I can imagine that it would be awkward for the goat's cell mate.

I assume he was hospitalized because his ass kicked him for violating it with 6 plastic horses?

I was just about to sip some iced tea when I read your post...I'm glad I waited because I'd have sprayed tea all over my keyboard! I love your sense of humor.

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Mnemonix

I was just about to sip some iced tea when I read your post...I'm glad I waited because I'd have sprayed tea all over my keyboard! I love your sense of humor.

Lol, good timing :)

... I still wonder if the ass was alright though :hmm:

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BiffSplitkins

I saw this the other day for the first time and just about died laughing...

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lizzieboo

I saw this the other day for the first time and just about died laughing...

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That was just so very wrong. ;)

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None of the above

...and another:

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That made me LOL!!!

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Taun

I always liked this one... It may be totally photoshopped, but it's still funny...

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Mnemonix

I can't read it, too small :(

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Taun

I can't read it, too small :(

Sorry... I'll give a recap:

background... Two churches supposedly across the street from each other... One a Catholic Church the other Presbyterian..

Catholic Church Sign "All Dogs Go To Heaven"

Presb. Response "Only Humans Go To Heaven, read the Bible"

Catholic Response: "God Loves All of His Creations, Dogs Included"

Presb Response: "Dogs don't have souls. This is not open for debate"

Catholic Response: "Catholic Dogs go to heaven. Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastors"

Presb response: "Converting to Catholocism does not magically grant your dog a soul"

Catholic Response: "Free Dog Souls with Conversion"

Presb response: "Dogs are animals. There aren't any rocks in heaven either!"

Catholic response: "All Rocks go to heaven"

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BiffSplitkins

I can't read it, too small :(

I've been noticing that a lot lately on websites that you can post pictures to. Especially Facebook. You post a 'longer' dimension photo and they auto-size it down to what they think works without offering any expandability of the photo. It really ticks me off when I post something really funny that my friends can't even see.

That is why when I post on here I rarely use the upload function. I upload to photobucket and link to the full size image.

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Mnemonix

What an accomplishment :)

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lizzieboo

Get it?

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lizzieboo

I always knew geometry was tragic.

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lizzieboo

Lovin' these two:

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Taun

It's not a photo but here at work (in Central Oklahoma) we have an ATM machine... It has a very VERY British sounding female voice... So I keep getting this mental image of an ATM in downtown London that says:

"Howdy Y'all! Jest put yer card in the slot and poke out yer sekret number and we'll jest be tickled pink ta give ya yer money!"

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Ninhursag

I don't know if you've heard these before .. If you have I'm sorry, I just thought they were really funny:

1. Changed my iPod name to Titanic... It's syncing now.

2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

3. How does Moses take his tea? Hebrews it.

4. Got arrested while playing guitar.. For fingering A minor.

5. Vagina jokes aren't funny ... Period.

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