booNyzarC Posted August 25, 2012 #1 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Someone say something funny....eh Two Canadians visiting the US walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The first Canadian turns to the other and says "You first." The second Canadian shakes his head and replies "No no, you go ahead eh?" The first smiles and turns to the bartender, "Get my friend here a shot of your best Canadian whiskey!" As the bartender is pouring, he turns to the second and asks "And for you?" "What do you mean?" he asks, "You're pouring my shot right now eh?" "Oh right" says the bartender and turns back to the first, "Anything for yourself?" "I'll have what he's having!" The bartender pours another shot and says, "Hey, isn't there supposed to be a punch line in here somewhere?" The two Canadians look at each other, then back at the bartender, and one of them says, "What are you talkin' aboot?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvelAtTheWords Posted August 25, 2012 #2 Share Posted August 25, 2012 You are just too funny BooN EH 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted August 26, 2012 #3 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Recruitement drive for the Canadian Army? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted August 26, 2012 #4 Share Posted August 26, 2012 lololol eald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiogene Posted August 27, 2012 #5 Share Posted August 27, 2012 (edited) Another Canadian songstress, Nelly Furtado from a decade-old hit I have to bring up. Edited August 27, 2012 by Quake Storm Maverick 66er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airlybird Posted September 9, 2012 #6 Share Posted September 9, 2012 *bumping* Hi guys, just passing through, hope everyone had a good summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted September 11, 2012 #7 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Canada 'unfriends' Iran. Any thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvelAtTheWords Posted September 14, 2012 #8 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I confess I miss BeeWee & Jon! Oh...wrong thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted September 27, 2012 #9 Share Posted September 27, 2012 There's a part 2 to this story??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvelAtTheWords Posted September 27, 2012 #10 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Always BeeWee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted September 27, 2012 #11 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Another great canuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~TheBigK~ Posted September 28, 2012 #12 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Oh, hai. How dare you guys let this thread deteriorate. Shame on you. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU. How are all the mooses? <3 And mounty men. And whatever else Canada spews out lol <3 MAPLE SYRUP. I was wondering where you've been hiding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted September 28, 2012 #13 Share Posted September 28, 2012 There is a part II? Just found it. Hello everyone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvelAtTheWords Posted September 28, 2012 #14 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted September 28, 2012 #15 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Biff's canuck of the day! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvelAtTheWords Posted September 28, 2012 #16 Share Posted September 28, 2012 It's friday and I have beer. Eh.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorybebe Posted September 28, 2012 #17 Share Posted September 28, 2012 We have been having amazing sunshiny days out here in the interior of BC....fresh apples, plums.. I love fall! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booNyzarC Posted September 29, 2012 Author #18 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I am from not-Canada. Hear me roar.... (tip, if you're looking for a cute 'meow' pic... be careful because you might encounter this... WTF? <- not for the faint of heart...) Okay, this is more like what I was looking for... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted September 29, 2012 #19 Share Posted September 29, 2012 That guy (in the wtf pic) must have a very disappointed woman/man back home. Maybe he's Indian. Refer to this article to understand the Indian reference: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvelAtTheWords Posted September 29, 2012 #20 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Maybe he has an indian woman/man at home.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted September 30, 2012 #21 Share Posted September 30, 2012 ohh those canadians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted October 1, 2012 #22 Share Posted October 1, 2012 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted October 1, 2012 #23 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Biff's canuck of the day! Shatner's a god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booNyzarC Posted October 1, 2012 Author #24 Share Posted October 1, 2012 That is hilarious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted October 1, 2012 #25 Share Posted October 1, 2012 That is hilarious! LOL< Thanks, I just hope my Canadian borthers see the funny side too! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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