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Canadians ! (Part two)


booNyzarC

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Someone say something funny....eh

Two Canadians visiting the US walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

The first Canadian turns to the other and says "You first."

The second Canadian shakes his head and replies "No no, you go ahead eh?"

The first smiles and turns to the bartender, "Get my friend here a shot of your best Canadian whiskey!"

As the bartender is pouring, he turns to the second and asks "And for you?"

"What do you mean?" he asks, "You're pouring my shot right now eh?"

"Oh right" says the bartender and turns back to the first, "Anything for yourself?"

"I'll have what he's having!"

The bartender pours another shot and says, "Hey, isn't there supposed to be a punch line in here somewhere?"

The two Canadians look at each other, then back at the bartender, and one of them says, "What are you talkin' aboot?"

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Recruitement drive for the Canadian Army?

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Another Canadian songstress, Nelly Furtado from a decade-old hit I have to bring up.

Edited by Quake Storm Maverick 66er
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*bumping*

Hi guys, just passing through, hope everyone had a good summer :)

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Oh, hai.

How dare you guys let this thread deteriorate. :(

Shame on you. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.

How are all the mooses? <3 And mounty men. And whatever else Canada spews out lol <3

MAPLE SYRUP.

I was wondering where you've been hiding! :)

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There is a part II? Just found it. Hello everyone.

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I am from not-Canada. Hear me roar....

(tip, if you're looking for a cute 'meow' pic... be careful because you might encounter this... WTF? <- not for the faint of heart...)

Okay, this is more like what I was looking for...

Meow+Meow+Cat+Wallpapers+2.jpg

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That is hilarious! :clap::lol:

LOL< Thanks,

I just hope my Canadian borthers see the funny side too!

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