Knight Of Shadows Posted November 6, 2012 #301 Share Posted November 6, 2012 it depends .. is the station old and abandonded and empty of fuel ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 6, 2012 Author #302 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Would it be on fire if it was? What would burn? Drapes? Where and when have you seen a wooden shack with gas pumps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 6, 2012 #303 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Croatia? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 6, 2012 Author #304 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Can’t you see these are not gas but hay stations? See, there are four varieties of hay and adjusting horse shoes outside, spare bridles, oats and apples inside... huh? You would like me to tell you how you can check your horse’s oil? Sure, first, you take this stick, OK, now, horses are a little different than cars so you’ll go to your horse from behind and... will minors and sensitive people leave the thread before I continue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 6, 2012 #305 Share Posted November 6, 2012 (edited) At some point in their lives minors and sensitive people just have to 'man up' don't they? Edited November 6, 2012 by ouija ouija Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 6, 2012 #306 Share Posted November 6, 2012 ouija, have you ever 'manned up'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 6, 2012 #307 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Are you trying to make me cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 6, 2012 Author #308 Share Posted November 6, 2012 How about I take him to the Croatian gas station? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 6, 2012 #309 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Do you want to check my oil? 'Roawr' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 6, 2012 Author #310 Share Posted November 6, 2012 (edited) Americans... do you have to turn everything into gay parade? Checking oil is man's job, mine is to ask you repeatedly how many times have I asked you to check the oil and I swear on everything that is holy I will go to the neighbour and have that oil checked if you don't get up now and do what I told you to do, and how many times I have told you to do it? Who hexed me to marry you anyway? Edit: Do I have to add that you should check tyres too but mention they are "deflated" and you'll wake up dead next morning, with oil checked up to your throat? With a broomstick? Edited November 6, 2012 by Helen of Annoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 6, 2012 #311 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Are you trying to scare me or excite me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 6, 2012 #312 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Are you feeling scared or excited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 6, 2012 #313 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Is it abnormal to feel both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 7, 2012 Author #314 Share Posted November 7, 2012 You don’t feel at all if you can’t feel both at the same time, but if that’s considered abnormal – who knows? Probably, because is there anything so heavy, real and so deeply rooted that PC tsunami couldn’t and wouldn’t turn it upside-down or wash it completely away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 7, 2012 #315 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Pardon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 7, 2012 Author #316 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Can’t you just ignore it? It’s like a diarrhoea only in verbal form, and you don’t ask people with diarrhoea to do that again, a little different, so you can fully get what that was, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 7, 2012 #317 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Would you believe me if I said I have been known to do that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 7, 2012 Author #318 Share Posted November 7, 2012 For diagnostic or morbid curiosity purposes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted November 7, 2012 #319 Share Posted November 7, 2012 What's the difference? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 7, 2012 Author #320 Share Posted November 7, 2012 How could someone that lives out of morbid curiosity know the answer to that? Maybe: the first is a necessity, the other is the meaning of life? Too dramatic? OK, then how about: the diagnostic is a procedure, morbid curiosity is the real reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 7, 2012 #321 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Or perhaps I just wasn't concentrating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted November 7, 2012 #322 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Is it really just a matter of concentration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 7, 2012 #323 Share Posted November 7, 2012 With me, yes ....... do you feel differently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted November 7, 2012 #324 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Would you believe me if I said I understood how you feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted November 8, 2012 #325 Share Posted November 8, 2012 would you get your female wrath on me if i said no ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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