Jump to content
Join the Unexplained Mysteries community today! It's free and setting up an account only takes a moment.
- Sign In or Create Account -

[Archived] Answer a Question With A Question


Helen of Annoy

Recommended Posts

What's wrong with that? Are first impressions ever wrong and what do they mostly come from but from trivia?

Edited by Helen of Annoy
Link to comment
Share on other sites

What’s a little pain compared to the privilege of experiencing a rose? And would that experience be complete without thorns?

Edited by Helen of Annoy
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Light pain only, I mean - can you slip, fall and not laugh? As opposed to: can you laugh at third degree burn? (There are exceptions, of course, but we want me to contain myself to one or two lines per post, right?)

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why waste interwebz ink on 10 lines when you can say what you want to say in just 2?

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do you all have the tools to make sure that you can?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You're asking Helen of Annoy that question? Are you crazy?

(prepares for very long rant from Croatia)

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Will a short rant from Cornwall do you?

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I’m a little tired so I read that as “short rat from Cornwall” and now my brain keeps telling me a fable about short rat from Cornwall, so how dare they say insanity should be cured?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

ohsnap.gif did I type 'rant'?
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Twice, so why is it still only me doing all the ranting here?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Were you 'born to rant'? A bet you were born ranting, weren't you? :lol:

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Aha! Shot yourself in the foot there, didn't you? You are so old your memory appears to be unreliable ...... do you need me to repeat that?

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Isn’t it better to write that on his forehead so he’s reminded of it each time he looks in the mirror, under condition he recognizes himself in the mirror, otherwise he’d just say: “Aw, who’s that poor ****er with unreliable memory? Why do people keep on living when there’s no more life in them?” and scoot away to find nearest phone booth to call his classmates and check if they have obtained tickets for the adult movie?

Edited by Helen of Annoy
Link to comment
Share on other sites

If you can't remember your correct age half of the time does it even matter anymore?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To you it doesn’t, if you can remember where you left your teeth?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do you think they could be next to his glasses and his packet of extra strong mints?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.