+OverSword Posted November 8, 2012 #326 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Why are you so afraid of women anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted November 8, 2012 #327 Share Posted November 8, 2012 you ever seen one in period ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted November 8, 2012 #328 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Do you always base your opinion of someone on something so trivial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2012 Author #329 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) What's wrong with that? Are first impressions ever wrong and what do they mostly come from but from trivia? Edited November 8, 2012 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted November 8, 2012 #330 Share Posted November 8, 2012 haven't you ever shook roses in bad way to smell their fragrance ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2012 Author #331 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) What’s a little pain compared to the privilege of experiencing a rose? And would that experience be complete without thorns? Edited November 8, 2012 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted November 8, 2012 #332 Share Posted November 8, 2012 but the thorns that makes the experince fun don't you think ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted November 8, 2012 #333 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Are fun and pain one and the same in your mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2012 Author #334 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Light pain only, I mean - can you slip, fall and not laugh? As opposed to: can you laugh at third degree burn? (There are exceptions, of course, but we want me to contain myself to one or two lines per post, right?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 8, 2012 #335 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Why waste interwebz ink on 10 lines when you can say what you want to say in just 2? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2012 Author #336 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinxdom Posted November 8, 2012 #337 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Do you all have the tools to make sure that you can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 8, 2012 #338 Share Posted November 8, 2012 You're asking Helen of Annoy that question? Are you crazy? (prepares for very long rant from Croatia) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 8, 2012 #339 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Will a short rant from Cornwall do you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2012 Author #340 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I’m a little tired so I read that as “short rat from Cornwall” and now my brain keeps telling me a fable about short rat from Cornwall, so how dare they say insanity should be cured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 8, 2012 #341 Share Posted November 8, 2012 did I type 'rant'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 8, 2012 Author #342 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Twice, so why is it still only me doing all the ranting here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 8, 2012 #343 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Were you 'born to rant'? A bet you were born ranting, weren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 9, 2012 #344 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Can anyone even remember that far back? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 9, 2012 #345 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Aha! Shot yourself in the foot there, didn't you? You are so old your memory appears to be unreliable ...... do you need me to repeat that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 9, 2012 Author #346 Share Posted November 9, 2012 (edited) Isn’t it better to write that on his forehead so he’s reminded of it each time he looks in the mirror, under condition he recognizes himself in the mirror, otherwise he’d just say: “Aw, who’s that poor ****er with unreliable memory? Why do people keep on living when there’s no more life in them?” and scoot away to find nearest phone booth to call his classmates and check if they have obtained tickets for the adult movie? Edited November 9, 2012 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 9, 2012 #347 Share Posted November 9, 2012 If you can't remember your correct age half of the time does it even matter anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 9, 2012 Author #348 Share Posted November 9, 2012 To you it doesn’t, if you can remember where you left your teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 9, 2012 #349 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Do you think they could be next to his glasses and his packet of extra strong mints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 9, 2012 #350 Share Posted November 9, 2012 You believe I use extra strong mints? HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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