Lcvec Posted November 16, 2012 #451 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Why are you confusing me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 16, 2012 Author #452 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Weren’t you born that way? Maybe we could unconfuse you with constant confusing, like you can make bent plank straight by bending it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted November 16, 2012 #453 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Doesn't that depend on how much alcohol the person bending the plank had before starting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 16, 2012 Author #454 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I snapped more than one garden utensil handle in half while sober, so what makes you think I can’t bend a plank while drunk? (OK, to be fair, very used handles that were just waiting for the slightest pressure to snap under it, but still, doesn’t “I snapped pike handle in half“ sound great?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 16, 2012 #455 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Since when has a PIKE been a garden tool? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted November 16, 2012 #456 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Do you have any idea what her garden looks like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 16, 2012 #457 Share Posted November 16, 2012 You mean she literally has to do battle with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted November 16, 2012 #458 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Would that surprise you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 17, 2012 #459 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Doesn't Helen constantly surprise us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 17, 2012 Author #460 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Would I be true natural catastrophe if I wasn’t predictably unpredictable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 17, 2012 #461 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Would you rather be a tornado or a volcano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 17, 2012 Author #462 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Uh, tough question, can we make that fire tornado? Or toilet tsunami, depending on what day of the week it is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted November 19, 2012 #463 Share Posted November 19, 2012 (edited) you mean it depends on which week of the month is it ? Edited November 19, 2012 by Knight Of Shadows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted November 19, 2012 #464 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Why would she ask a question one way if she meant it another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 19, 2012 #465 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Aren't we ladies naturally fickle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 19, 2012 #466 Share Posted November 19, 2012 My, aren't you being generous to women by using such an unoffesive word as fickle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 19, 2012 #467 Share Posted November 19, 2012 It's nearly the same as 'tickle', isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 19, 2012 #468 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Are you trying to be funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 19, 2012 Author #469 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Are you suggesting she's not funny? And why has UM fainted on me when I tried to post earlier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 19, 2012 #470 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Do you think it was for the same reason that it fainted on me? Did you, like me, take it personally and punch both sides of the screen forcefully, at the same time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 19, 2012 Author #471 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Me? Take malfunctions personally? But if I don’t do something to stop tool disobedience, where would it end? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 19, 2012 #472 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Exactly!!! I mean are to be expected to live in a world where machines just do as they please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 19, 2012 #473 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Would it be as bad as a world where people just did as they pleased? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 19, 2012 Author #474 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Nah, unlike most people aren’t most machines making up for their malfunctions by doing something useful from time to time? And when they do fail, isn't that because of either human or gremlin factor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 19, 2012 #475 Share Posted November 19, 2012 You would think so wouldn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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