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Hospital Removes Eel From A Man's Bottom


ThePhantomFlanFlinger

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Poor eel.

What an idiot.

People can be so very sick. :(

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He should be charged with animal cruelty. Animals are not for sex (me being the exception).

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He should be charged with animal cruelty. Animals are not for sex (me being the exception).

If it was an electric eel I'm sure he was charged. :D

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Eels do this to sheep. They eat the sheep's insides this way.

When a sheep is in the water, the eel makes its entrance.

In this light, the eel was probably looking for a meal and mistook the man for a sheep.

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Eels do this to sheep. They eat the sheep's insides this way.

When a sheep is in the water, the eel makes its entrance.

In this light, the eel was probably looking for a meal and mistook the man for a sheep.

Easy thing to do... mistake the man for a sheep... I mean, it was in New Zealand.

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I am not even going there.

The eel did.

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Okay, how... why... how... all these questions run through my head and then my butt closes up and I decide I don't wanna know...

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I've seen a mousse can (lid still in place) and a fluted vase suitable for a single rose (open end first) inserted in rectums on radiographs. The patient generally comes to the ER a few days after the event due to illness or fear over riding the shame of the event. It's kind of sad, actually. BTW using a bent coat hanger to retrieve an object can perforate the bowel and require surgery :cry:

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When the moon hits your eye,

Like an Eel near your thighs,

That's A Moray :D

If it was an electric eel I'm sure he was charged. :D

Mr Biff you are on fire in this thread... :)

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Mr Biff you are on fire in this thread... :)

...and I wasn't even r'eel'y trying hard either. :D

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Was this some kind of freak fishing or diving accident? Did the eel survive, but was traumatized for life? Unexplained mysteries, for certain.

Let's hope this eel doesn't end up in sushi or an eel pie in the UK. :unsure2:

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Imagine the staff's reaction to the x-rays. :lol:

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Eels do this to sheep. They eat the sheep's insides this way.

When a sheep is in the water, the eel makes its entrance.

In this light, the eel was probably looking for a meal and mistook the man for a sheep.

The guy could be innocent? the eel swam up his ar5e while he was shagging a sheep.

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...and I wasn't even r'eel'y trying hard either. :D

Biff, don't let me have to go for 'was' on fire. ;)

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Now thats taking the term trouser snake to whole new level. :su

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Australian love life...

New Zealand is close to us but a different country. We don't want to be associated with this story... :no:

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LMAO! An EEL in his rectum! I got a good one, if this guy had a Southern Drawl, and his southern friend was telling the story to his family about when took place with his "eel buddy", this is what it would sound like:

Billy Bob wad fishin in da swamp when a big ole EEL darn near rectum!

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Has anybody found out if this was actually part of a sexual act or whether the eel was just looking for a place to hide?

He added: "No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient's right to privacy."

I just want to know if it is us or him that has the perverse minds?

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Ah, anal fixations ... I recall mice and light bulbs as the more curious of ER admissions. It seems the anal vault is quite capable of creating a vacuum at the most inopportune times and people often find that objects that are but partially inserted may be "absorbed" quite infamously from their fingers. Alas, my rationalization has always defaulted to that of the normal distribution of the population whereby for the half of the population that is above normal in intelligence, there is the other half that is below average.

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