MJNYC Posted September 25, 2012 #26 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Poor eel. What an idiot. People can be so very sick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted September 25, 2012 #27 Share Posted September 25, 2012 He should be charged with animal cruelty. Animals are not for sex (me being the exception). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted September 25, 2012 #28 Share Posted September 25, 2012 He should be charged with animal cruelty. Animals are not for sex (me being the exception). If it was an electric eel I'm sure he was charged. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mnemonix Posted September 25, 2012 #29 Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) Eels do this to sheep. They eat the sheep's insides this way. When a sheep is in the water, the eel makes its entrance. In this light, the eel was probably looking for a meal and mistook the man for a sheep. Edited September 25, 2012 by Mnemonix 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First-time Human Posted September 25, 2012 #30 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Eels do this to sheep. They eat the sheep's insides this way. When a sheep is in the water, the eel makes its entrance. In this light, the eel was probably looking for a meal and mistook the man for a sheep. Easy thing to do... mistake the man for a sheep... I mean, it was in New Zealand. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSquirrel Posted September 25, 2012 #31 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I am not even going there. The eel did. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookietim Posted September 25, 2012 #32 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Okay, how... why... how... all these questions run through my head and then my butt closes up and I decide I don't wanna know... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted September 25, 2012 #33 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I've seen a mousse can (lid still in place) and a fluted vase suitable for a single rose (open end first) inserted in rectums on radiographs. The patient generally comes to the ER a few days after the event due to illness or fear over riding the shame of the event. It's kind of sad, actually. BTW using a bent coat hanger to retrieve an object can perforate the bowel and require surgery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 25, 2012 #34 Share Posted September 25, 2012 When the moon hits your eye, Like an Eel near your thighs, That's A Moray If it was an electric eel I'm sure he was charged. Mr Biff you are on fire in this thread... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted September 26, 2012 #35 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Mr Biff you are on fire in this thread... ...and I wasn't even r'eel'y trying hard either. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted September 26, 2012 #36 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Was this some kind of freak fishing or diving accident? Did the eel survive, but was traumatized for life? Unexplained mysteries, for certain. Let's hope this eel doesn't end up in sushi or an eel pie in the UK. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaphod222 Posted September 26, 2012 #37 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Australian love life... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipotep Posted September 26, 2012 #38 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Australian love life... Err no I have no idea what you are on about .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFO_Monster Posted September 26, 2012 #39 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Imagine the staff's reaction to the x-rays. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hetrodoxly Posted September 26, 2012 #40 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Eels do this to sheep. They eat the sheep's insides this way. When a sheep is in the water, the eel makes its entrance. In this light, the eel was probably looking for a meal and mistook the man for a sheep. The guy could be innocent? the eel swam up his ar5e while he was shagging a sheep. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 26, 2012 #41 Share Posted September 26, 2012 ...and I wasn't even r'eel'y trying hard either. Biff, don't let me have to go for 'was' on fire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmcnessy Posted September 26, 2012 #42 Share Posted September 26, 2012 quite a few New Zealand stories pop up on this website 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhantomFlanFlinger Posted September 26, 2012 Author #43 Share Posted September 26, 2012 quite a few New Zealand stories pop up on this website Certainly 'popped' up in this incident.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlequin Dreamer Posted September 26, 2012 #44 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Now thats taking the term trouser snake to whole new level. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted September 26, 2012 #45 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Ouch... that reminds me of those fish that swim up the urinary tract. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Day Posted September 26, 2012 #46 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Australian love life... New Zealand is close to us but a different country. We don't want to be associated with this story... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ufonuts Posted September 26, 2012 #47 Share Posted September 26, 2012 LMAO! An EEL in his rectum! I got a good one, if this guy had a Southern Drawl, and his southern friend was telling the story to his family about when took place with his "eel buddy", this is what it would sound like: Billy Bob wad fishin in da swamp when a big ole EEL darn near rectum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted September 26, 2012 #48 Share Posted September 26, 2012 A shameful act I only feel sorry for the eel. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 26, 2012 #49 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Has anybody found out if this was actually part of a sexual act or whether the eel was just looking for a place to hide? He added: "No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient's right to privacy." I just want to know if it is us or him that has the perverse minds? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted September 26, 2012 #50 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Ah, anal fixations ... I recall mice and light bulbs as the more curious of ER admissions. It seems the anal vault is quite capable of creating a vacuum at the most inopportune times and people often find that objects that are but partially inserted may be "absorbed" quite infamously from their fingers. Alas, my rationalization has always defaulted to that of the normal distribution of the population whereby for the half of the population that is above normal in intelligence, there is the other half that is below average. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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