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Technocrat

I hope these give some pleasure! Click on each picture to view full size. :D

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Technocrat

I hope these give yet more pleasure & laughter! :clap: Click on each picture to view full size. :D

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Technocrat

More fun and laughter from some ridiculous signs!

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Technocrat

Yet more funny signs - YEPPEE! :tsu:

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And finally folks! :cry:

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Technocrat

OK people! I managed to dig this one out of my vast collection of fun and laughter.

Maybe not actual signs but these were copied from signs by someone, (very well travelled it would seem!), who obviously didn't have a camera handy!

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR!

Doctor's office, Rome:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES!

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS!

In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER!

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE!

On a poster at Kencom:

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP!

In a City restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS!

In a Cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES!

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED!

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR!

In a Tokyo Bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS!

Hotel, Yugoslavia:

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID!

Hotel, Japan:

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID!

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY!

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE!

Hotel, Zurich:

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE!

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS!

(Just like British Airways!!!!)

A laundry in Rome:

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME!

And finally, the all time classic:

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:

IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE????

(THE MIND BOGGLES!!!!)

WHAT HAS ALL THIS GOT TO DO WITH UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES????

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Bling

Drive Thru :passifier:

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preview.gif Some funny church signs.

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1509727.GIF More funny church signs.

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Nice one! I like it, I like it! emo31.gif

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More funny signs for your enjoyment.

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:cry: It's so true.

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Technocrat

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And even more!

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More funny signs fun and laughter!

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More funny signs folks!

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Technocrat

Is there no end to these funny signs? :no:

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