Bonecrusher Posted December 8, 2012 #26 Share Posted December 8, 2012 (edited) It would have to be something to do with aliens I'm afraid. Something on the lines that I got abducted without a cent in my pocket. And when I got back I lost my clothes and ended up shivering my butt on Baffin Island. Thats the best I can think off at the moment but I would dare not say it in real life. Edited December 8, 2012 by Walnut Whip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinxdom Posted December 9, 2012 #27 Share Posted December 9, 2012 If you wear contacts... Pink eye. Hands down. I even got sent home a few times because they thought I caught it again. ( I was just sleepy and my eyes were irritated so I was using eye drops ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Posted December 9, 2012 Author #28 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Did that excuse have any luck? Yes the first time as he lived on a small hobby farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omerta Posted December 12, 2012 #29 Share Posted December 12, 2012 A coworker of mine called in once and said that his anus has been leaking all morning. That was pretty effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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