xCrimsonx Posted December 12, 2012 #26 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I dare not speak my mind but I have a fair idea who we should send there first. *zip* 0:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjadude Posted December 13, 2012 #27 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Lies! We're nothing but a dwarf planet! What use would testing that weapon here be?! Our only resource is discovering that we have more moons! Lord Vadar we've received a brief signal from one of our probes on .... Titan. It's an ice moon in the Saturnian system. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopmo Posted December 13, 2012 #28 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Hell yes! Here's a project that can truly unite America. *sigh* just what the rest of the world needs. United Universe of America :S No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamato Posted December 13, 2012 #29 Share Posted December 13, 2012 We'll just give the plans to China and they'll build it for us for pennies on the dollar. Toy death stars for the kids stamped out on plastic, too. Barack Obama even sounds Jedi. He just needs to write up another executive order after the petition passes the 300 million mark. This isn't the Bill that Congress is looking for. Especially since North Korea's rockets can hit the US now, this terrible crisis can be turned into a golden opportunity! And if we build the Death Star large enough, we can use its gravitational pull to destroy all other country's satellites and win the space race for good! All Obama will need to do is say the word. No war declarations or 90-day time limits or anything silly like that, as we've recently learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted December 13, 2012 #30 Share Posted December 13, 2012 If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation? Hahhhhaaaaa!!!!! Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codeblind Posted December 13, 2012 #31 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I'm only signing if they let me take it for a spin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama13 Posted December 18, 2012 #32 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I just realized, what use is a 'planet destroyer' when we only have one? This is like a guy who takes himself hostage. Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted December 18, 2012 #33 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Sounds like the matter has already been decided and some people are going to make LOTS of money making it a reality . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoIverine Posted December 18, 2012 Author #34 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Well, it reached 25,000 signatures. The White House has to respond now. Wonder how long it will take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.AKUMA. Posted December 18, 2012 #35 Share Posted December 18, 2012 *sigh* americans really do live in a another dimension dont they? -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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