xYlvax Posted December 18, 2012 #51 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Doomsday is canceled because it got sick of all the stupid theories about it and decided to take awhile off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Amerika Posted December 18, 2012 #52 Share Posted December 18, 2012 3 more days until the news is filled with nutjob cults that do stupid stuff. (aka Heavens Gate type people) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Posted December 18, 2012 #53 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Ha easy question, yes folks I'll say it we are not mayans so our little part of the world wont end I'm sorry to burst all those doomsayers bubbles out there so build a bridge and get over it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 18, 2012 #54 Share Posted December 18, 2012 it's cancelled because there's also a sale on at walmart that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted December 18, 2012 #55 Share Posted December 18, 2012 it's cancelled because there's also a sale on at walmart that night Well Walmart is the devils dept store . Evil it is .Evil . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 18, 2012 #56 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Well Walmart is the devils dept store . Evil it is .Evil . does the devil shop? i thought he'd have minions to do that sort of thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odds Posted December 18, 2012 #57 Share Posted December 18, 2012 It better not be cancelled, i don't want to work on Monday... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted December 18, 2012 #58 Share Posted December 18, 2012 does the devil shop? i thought he'd have minions to do that sort of thing Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this . It better not be cancelled, i don't want to work on Monday... I don't want to pay my taxes ,so ....I'm hopeful . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted December 18, 2012 #59 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Sorry to p*** everyone off... but its back on! The World Will again be ending on Friday, as planned? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 18, 2012 #60 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this . lol i'm not up on my walmart news. definitely not up on the devil news. i'm soooo out of the loop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted December 19, 2012 #61 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Oh no,he owns the chain . I thought everyone knew this . Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skookum Posted December 19, 2012 #62 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Been cancelled because the inland revenue have realized you have till the end of January to do your return online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 19, 2012 #63 Share Posted December 19, 2012 can't happen...i have a junk drawer to clean out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Day Posted December 19, 2012 #64 Share Posted December 19, 2012 LOL @ JGirl I am still wating on two ebay parcels and one from Amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 19, 2012 #65 Share Posted December 19, 2012 LOL @ JGirl I am still wating on two ebay parcels and one from Amazon. and what about all those two for one coupons i still have left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 19, 2012 #66 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here what a dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted December 19, 2012 #67 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Not sure if Satan owns Wallyworld or not...but I know he shops there. click here I like this comment someone left on that site: "The devil went down to Wal-Mart, he was looking for a phone to steal…" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbitran Posted December 19, 2012 #68 Share Posted December 19, 2012 It's been cancelled because the Mayans never bloody predicted the end of the world in the first place (and even if they had, it's damn unlikely it would happen anyway)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted December 19, 2012 #69 Share Posted December 19, 2012 EOTW is cancelled because Death, one of the key-figure of the Four Horsemen forgot shoeing his horse, and his robe are still at the dry-cleaner. Also, at the last dress-rehearsal Hell didn't follow in Death footstep like they trained on before. It's a real lack of imitative on Hell's side here and they have to step up on D-day. We cant have a Hell out of sync, how would that look to all people....unprofessional.......no respect. So, EOTW postponed until further notice!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysticwerewolf Posted December 19, 2012 #70 Share Posted December 19, 2012 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted December 19, 2012 #71 Share Posted December 19, 2012 *gloomy voice over loud speaker*: "I'm sorry, the end of the world has been cancelled because the proper forms haven't been signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters." "Fear not, within a fortnight a new date will be announced, whereupon on receipt of that information, please make sure that you sign the proper form, and retain the 'golden rod' copy. Failing to do so, may preclude you from any future law suits." - signed, A. Vogon 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted December 19, 2012 #72 Share Posted December 19, 2012 EOTW is cancelled because Death, one of the key-figure of the Four Horsemen forgot shoeing his horse, and his robe are still at the dry-cleaner. Also, at the last dress-rehearsal Hell didn't follow in Death footstep like they trained on before. It's a real lack of imitative on Hell's side here and they have to step up on D-day. We cant have a Hell out of sync, how would that look to all people....unprofessional.......no respect. So, EOTW postponed until further notice!! well that setlles it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lone wolf2 Posted December 19, 2012 #73 Share Posted December 19, 2012 What no end of the world???? Come on I had a nice place picked out to watch it :/ now how much longer am I going to half to wait? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minera Posted December 19, 2012 #74 Share Posted December 19, 2012 It is cancelled due to the possibility of the hockey season starting after the new year. At least that is the rumor.....the hockey season I mean. The doomsayers will be back to the drawing board for the next 'doomsday' predictions. Good thing I did not bet on them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 19, 2012 #75 Share Posted December 19, 2012 It's been cancelled because the Mayans never bloody predicted the end of the world in the first place (and even if they had, it's damn unlikely it would happen anyway)... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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