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Still Waters

Mystic predicts future using asparagus

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Still Waters

A fortune teller who tries to predict the future using asparagus today unveiled her top tips for 2013 - including another Royal wedding and yet more wet weather.

Mystic Jemima Packington, 57, is the world's only Asparamancer and claims to see the future by tossing the spears into the air and interpreting how they land.

http://www.dailymail...ahead-2013.html

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Keel M.
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

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Hasina

Sounds legit.

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Simbi Laveau

Well,I guess you can akin it to bone reading ,but asparamancer ..... *falls on the floor*

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xYlvax

They were thinking outside of the box on that one.

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Ashotep

A royal wedding and more wet weather who would of thought that would happen.

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pallidin

She should try it with fresh eggs... the patterns are so much more extensive, offering greater prophetic detail. :w00t:

Nah, she won't do it, bet she's chicken.

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Still Waters

Well,I guess you can akin it to bone reading ,but asparamancer ..... *falls on the floor*

I must confess, I'd never heard of that word (Asparamancer) before today.

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keninsc

Well, Thank God she wasn't trying to do it with Broccoli. :no:

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spud the mackem

Well I guess she has advanced her technology from reading tea leaves in a cup. which was an advancement on witch doctors bones, perhaps spots on a potato is next. (I would lol..... but I cant laugh at some poor unfortunate lunatic)

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SpiritWriter

This is awesome

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pallidin

"Let go of my eggo", I'm trying to do a reading here.

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xCrimsonx

XD. Healthy choice!

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Jinxdom

Funny this is the exact reason why I never mention anything when kids play with their food.

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and then

Well, Thank God she wasn't trying to do it with Broccoli. :no:

Me too! It could have meant TEOTWAWKI !!!

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