Mark One Posted July 10, 2017 #501 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Never serve someone with OCD a bowl of spaghetti. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted July 10, 2017 #502 Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) Actually re. my previous post (last page # 499) - I've just learnt - acupressure for high blood pressure is not advisable if the reading is over 200/100. Just thought I would pass this info on here. Edited July 10, 2017 by sees 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenpath25 Posted July 14, 2017 #503 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I learned today this commercial makes me makes me want to bust my tv 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 14, 2017 #504 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Road rage isn't big or clever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 14, 2017 #505 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I learned today that I'm better than I thought. And I thought I'm quite good, to be honest. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenpath25 Posted August 7, 2017 #506 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I learned today my ex flaunts her new boyfriend in front of my friends so the news gets back to me. Who cares he can have her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nephili Posted August 7, 2017 #507 Share Posted August 7, 2017 That I don't like my job. I thought I did, but I have to consider I got a degree in the wrong field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted August 7, 2017 #508 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Don't use a weed burner/flame thrower thingy to close to your wifes flower beds 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted August 7, 2017 #509 Share Posted August 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, Matt221 said: Don't use a weed burner/flame thrower thingy to close to your wifes flower beds Ouch! You have some making up to do then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted August 7, 2017 #510 Share Posted August 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, sees said: Ouch! You have some making up to do then? She'll see the funny side ....... perhaps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 20, 2017 #511 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I learned today that the words Scalawag (Scallywag) and Carpetbagger have totally different meanings on opposite sides of The Pond. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted August 20, 2017 #512 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I learnt that legally there's no way I can stop MIL to be coming to my home or contacting us, unless she harms one of us more then twice or damages property more then twice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 20, 2017 #513 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, Ruby04 said: I learnt that legally there's no way I can stop MIL to be coming to my home or contacting us, unless she harms one of us more then twice or damages property more then twice. More than twice? Well...... You have to see the funny side, or you'll go totally hatstand! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted August 20, 2017 #514 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, acute said: More than twice? Well...... You have to see the funny side, or you'll go totally hatstand! I guess they see it as once might be accidently, she turned up here tonight and started going off verbally and killed my relaxed mood damn it. Dad said time to padlock front fence again instead of just shutting it. Her verbal threats don't count. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 20, 2017 #515 Share Posted August 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ruby04 said: I guess they see it as once might be accidently, she turned up here tonight and started going off verbally and killed my relaxed mood damn it. Dad said time to padlock front fence again instead of just shutting it. Her verbal threats don't count. "Accidentally" turn up and kick off! Oh dear. Today I learned that Australian laws are even crazier than UK laws. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingoLingo Posted January 28, 2018 #516 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Today I learnt that when playing drinking games with friends over video chat is never good, because when you wake up in the morning totally hung over (like now) only to find that your mates on the other end were drinking water and not vodka (********!!!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted January 29, 2018 #517 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I can't imagine any Oz guys drinking WATER, they are wrecking the Oz reputation and WATER turns you rusty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 29, 2018 #518 Share Posted January 29, 2018 2 hours ago, DingoLingo said: Today I learnt that when playing drinking games with friends over video chat is never good, because when you wake up in the morning totally hung over (like now) only to find that your mates on the other end were drinking water and not vodka (********!!!) People do not even drink or play games together in actual person? oh well, i suppose its safer than staggering home or waking up in a park with your wallet and shoes missing and not remembering how you got there. Tip for Dingo, fill your vodka bottle up with water for next time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingoLingo Posted January 29, 2018 #519 Share Posted January 29, 2018 6 hours ago, freetoroam said: People do not even drink or play games together in actual person? oh well, i suppose its safer than staggering home or waking up in a park with your wallet and shoes missing and not remembering how you got there. Tip for Dingo, fill your vodka bottle up with water for next time. heh different sides of the country mate, could not get over there this time, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanillon Posted January 29, 2018 #520 Share Posted January 29, 2018 The obvious: don't eat all the cookies in one go. Don't. Just have a proper meal instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 30, 2018 #521 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Don't play fight with 2 dogs they get a bit carried away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 31, 2018 #522 Share Posted January 31, 2018 (edited) A supermarket brand (M) chicken soup tastes even better than the 57 varieties brand. Edited January 31, 2018 by Mark One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted January 31, 2018 #523 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Today I learned how to get my smart watch to acknowledge that I'm really going up stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 1, 2018 #524 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Risking it for a biscuit, isnt always worthwhile. Nipping outside without your coat for a crafty vape isnt a good idea today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 1, 2018 #525 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark One said: Risking it for a biscuit, isnt always worthwhile. Nipping outside without your coat for a crafty vape isnt a good idea today. Did you mean rape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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