seaturtlehorsesnake Posted May 21, 2014 #176 Share Posted May 21, 2014 i learned that getting slapped in the face with the stalk of rose bush hurts quite a lot! i'm always learnin' like that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 21, 2014 #177 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I learnt that it is actually possible to get up without hitting the snooze button. Who knew?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted May 21, 2014 #178 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I learned that when you are using a dressing room in a clothes shop it's generally a good idea to lock the door of your cubicle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted May 21, 2014 #179 Share Posted May 21, 2014 i learned to never say F U to your wife. It was the first time ever,and the last! ..i've learned my lesson . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted May 21, 2014 #180 Share Posted May 21, 2014 i learned to never say F U to your wife. It was the first time ever,and the last! ..i've learned my lesson . Oh dear! Wine, flowers and chocolate always helps ....oh and washing the pots, vacuuming, washing the windows and mowing the lawn. Good luck 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted May 22, 2014 #181 Share Posted May 22, 2014 HaHa! thanks amaterasu . (i did the dishes) Ya, i knew i was in trouble when she got "quiet". A couple carefully placed " i'm sorrys " and a little hug, once i felt it was safe enough, and she thawed fairly well .. Phew!* As for learning anything today? hm, can't think of a thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted May 22, 2014 #182 Share Posted May 22, 2014 HaHa! thanks amaterasu . (i did the dishes) Ya, i knew i was in trouble when she got "quiet". A couple carefully placed " i'm sorrys " and a little hug, once i felt it was safe enough, and she thawed fairly well .. Phew!* As for learning anything today? hm, can't think of a thing. Oooh 'The Quiet' is never good Glad you brought her round though! Today I learned that I am becoming a gobby old fishwife and I can't hold my tongue like I used to 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted May 23, 2014 #183 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Not to lock the car keys in the car.........AGAIN 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted May 24, 2014 Author #184 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Today I learned how chaotic, hilarious and exhausting coaching a tball game really is. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted May 24, 2014 #185 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Not much so far today.....but the day is still young. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted May 24, 2014 #186 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Today I learned that getting a piece of chili heatwave Dorito in your eye is excruciatingly painful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 31, 2014 #187 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Today I discovered that I STILL have not learned that eating a beetroot sammich whilst wearing a white t-shirt is just plain DUMB! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 21, 2014 #188 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I learned never to put a slice of jalapeno in my mouth without knowing how spicy it is. Very bad idea. (Actually I learned that yesterday.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 21, 2014 #189 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I learned today that police officers don't appreciate being called either 'party-poopers' or 'whippersnappers'. (dour-faced gits) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 21, 2014 #190 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) *I posted this under `musicvideos´earlier, but this thread is better suited.for it* My TIL yesterday was; What does the Fox say? After watching this enlightening video, I draw the conclusion that; what the Fox says is (*spoiler-alert*): Abe-dabi-bupp-am-bedum - which was revealed at the end of the video. Lesson learned - now off for some fox-hunting with my new hunting/game-call . [media=]http://youtu.be/WzDNebAMTjE[/media] Edited June 21, 2014 by EllJay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummug Posted June 21, 2014 #191 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I learned that some UMers are smarter than I thought (some can evidently even read ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics!). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 21, 2014 #192 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Today I learned that nettle stings are not relieved by rubbing dock leaves on them. *scratches* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted June 22, 2014 #193 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) aww ^ itches are itchy! i learned that sometimes things do work out good * Edited June 22, 2014 by lightly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 22, 2014 #194 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) I learned today that satin bed-sheets and satin jammies is a dangerous combination. *nurses sprained-wrist* Edited June 22, 2014 by Eldorado 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 22, 2014 #195 Share Posted June 22, 2014 :lol: Have you been 'entertaining' again El? Today I learned that my dog likes to roll in oily sand and bring it home to rub into my clean carpets 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted June 24, 2014 Author #196 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Today I learned how not to thread a needle. Over and over again. Also, that threading a needle is probably the most frustrating thing I've done in a very long time. I guess I also learned I'll never be a seamstress. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted June 24, 2014 #197 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Today I asked; whats the meaning of Stonehenge??? And I learned that I was not alone, asking this question. But as it turned out, he wouldn't surrender his Honda Civic for the answer. http://youtu.be/mbyzgeee2mg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted June 24, 2014 #198 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Today I learned to always check the freezer door before I leave...a wet floor, soggy steak and thawed out fish didn't make me jump for joy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 24, 2014 #199 Share Posted June 24, 2014 (edited) I learned today that cleaning your ears with cotton buds can lead to, hopefully temporary, deafness. Edited June 24, 2014 by Eldorado 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 24, 2014 #200 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I learned today that cleaning your ears with cotton buds can lead to, hopefully temporary, deafness. Good Grief, El! You must have been going at it something fierce! Today I learned that, although at the time of the incident I felt fairly okay, it turns out that fear hides in a deep place and pops up at the most unexpected times. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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