[Archived] Do you own ? (Part II)

[+ouija ouija]

That sounds like a good idea. I haven't seen such a thing and can't afford takeaways so, no, I haven't got any.

Do you own a plastic box shaped like a banana?

[acute]

Oh... here we go again with the food-shaped receptacle thing!

No, I don't own a banana-shaped plastic box, or a bread bin shaped like a wheat sheaf, or a lenticular ashtray.

Do you own a sausage-maker?

[JenniKitty]

Nope!

Do you own any cocktail umbrellas?

[schizoidwoman]

Yes, I am stylish like that.

Do you own an olive?

[+ouija ouija]

I have a loaf with little bits of olive in ...... if I stuck them all together I could probably make up a whole one.

Do you own one of those little wooden houses with a little wooden man and a little wooden woman that pop in and out depending on what the weather is doing?

[schizoidwoman]

Sadly no.

Do you own a toy train?

[Wickian]

No.

Do you own a Sega Genesis.

[JenniKitty]

Nope!

Do you own a ladder?

[Titanicneversank]

Yes.

Do you own any items of clothing that you got as a present and have never worn?

[schizoidwoman]

No.

Do you own a goldfish?

[acute]

I couldn't afford one, so I got a silverfish instead.

Do you own a shed?

If so, please post pictures in my Sexy Shed Thread.

[schizoidwoman]

Sadly no.

Do you own a greenhouse?

[Madeline]

It's not really a greenhouse, per se, but I do grow 12 artichoke plants, papayas, 2 dwarf banana plants, 1 chicquita banana plant, 2 kinds of roses, and I have 2 Meyers lemon trees that are blooming, and various other tropical plants.

I call it my jungle on the lania.

Do you own an Oak Tree?

[rashore]

It's not really a greenhouse, per se, but I do grow 12 artichoke plants, papayas, 2 dwarf banana plants, 1 chicquita banana plant, 2 kinds of roses, and I have 2 Meyers lemon trees that are blooming, and various other tropical plants.

I call it my jungle on the lania.

Do you own an Oak Tree?

I have oak trees on my property.

Do you own a snowblower?

[Titanicneversank]

In this climate?? You're as likely to need a surfboard on the moon. So, no.

Do you own a biscuit tin?

[schizoidwoman]

Yes.

Do you own a cordless phone?

[acute]

Yes. It's like magic! It's a telephone, but without the curly wire. How it works, I have no idea.

Do you own any 'white goods' that aren't white?

[+ouija ouija]

My fridge is a creamy colour with a dark brown trim.

Do you own a snood ....... or two or three?

[Titanicneversank]

A what...? No, probably not.

Do you own a backpack?

[acute]

Do you own any 'white goods' that aren't white?

My fridge is a creamy colour with a dark brown trim.

I'd hate to step foot in YOUR house.

You obviously don't clean!

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Edited February 21, 2013 by acute alan

[acute]

Do you own a backpack?

Yes, but I don't wear it on my back – I carry it by the handle.

Defeating the object, I know.

Do you own a hermit?

[schizoidwoman]

Not anymore.

Do you own a box of chocolates?

[+ouija ouija]

I'd hate to step foot in YOUR house.

You obviously don't clean!

Do you own a box of chocolates?

I'm trying to avoid chocs, so no.

Do you own some sheepskin insoles?

[schizoidwoman]

No, though they sound cosy.

Do you own a Yorkshire pudding tin?

[acute]

I don't know whether that's a tin for Yorkshire pudding, or a pudding tin from Yorkshire.

Do you own a Dundee Cake?