emmy Posted February 10, 2003 #1 Share Posted February 10, 2003 An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son . . . "Go get your mother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted February 10, 2003 #2 Share Posted February 10, 2003 funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted February 10, 2003 #3 Share Posted February 10, 2003 reminds me of someone emmy, only 21 not 24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted February 10, 2003 #4 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Tell me emmy where is this elevator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HD Posted February 11, 2003 #5 Share Posted February 11, 2003 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarro Posted February 11, 2003 #6 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev Posted February 11, 2003 #7 Share Posted February 11, 2003 loved it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted February 12, 2003 #8 Share Posted February 12, 2003 That was funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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