Mobile phone hidden in prisoner's rear-end

[Still Waters]

A Sri Lankan prisoner who hid his mobile phone up his rectum during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end.

X-rays taken in hospital, where doctors tried to remove the handset from his rectum, reveal the lenghts the prisoner went to in order to conceal it.

The 58-year-old convict at Welikada prison, Kotte, Sri Lanka, was in possession of a mobile phone - which prisoners are banned under prison rules.

http://www.dailymail...l#axzz2KQqD7TXB

[Eldorado]

The guard said to his buddy, 'C'mere and hear this azzhole singing!'

[Ashotep]

Why are people always hiding stuff there? Who in their right mind would want it after its been there?

[Eldorado]

Why are people always hiding stuff there? Who in their right mind would want it after its been there?

It's prison. Bums are right popular.

[AsteroidX]

It prevents other violations of your bum ?

[freetoroam]

Pity he was not in one of our prisons, you can get them off the guards and they will even show you how to use the silent mode.

[Sean93]

They'd have been in for a right shock when he dropped the soap.

[Lilly]

OUCH!

Cell phones aren't small enough for that to have been comfortable.

[Abramelin]

Under the shower:

"Bend over, I want to text my Ma."

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Edited February 11, 2013 by Abramelin

[Esoteric Toad]

I have heard of butt calls.....