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Kenny the Rooster

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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, so he wants some chicks. He

Goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a horny rooster that he

Would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny.

He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."

Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd

be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the farmyard, first,

giving the rooster a pep talk. "Kenny, I want you to pace yourself now.

You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of

money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have

some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and

Kenny took off like a shot.

WHAM! - Kenny nails every hen in the hen house- three or four times, and

After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny is in


Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the

lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in

the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried

that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find

Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling


The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal,

shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get

you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says,

"Shhh, they're getting closer".

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