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George Dumb-ya Bush


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Before "Dumb-ya" was married to his current wife, he had to divorce the previous one.

This is how the story goes...

A hillbilly farmer named George Bush, who wanted to get a divorce, paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

George said, "I's want to get one of those dayvorces."

The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?

"George said, "Yes, I's got 40 acres."

The lawyer said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?"

George said, "Yes, I's got a suit, I's wears it to church on Sundays."

The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

George said, " No, I ain't got a case, but I 's got a John Deere."

The lawyer said, " No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

George said, "Yes, I's got a grudge, That's where I's parks the John Deere "

The lawyer said, " Does your wife beat you up or something? "

George said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger? "

George said, " No, she' s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that 's why I's wants a dayvorce."

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