StarMountainKid Posted April 6, 2013 #1 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Producer to director: ‘We’re making a new movie, I want you to direct.” Director: “Okay, who’s starring?” Producer: “It doesn’t matter; we’ll get a girl and a boy with pretty faces.” Director: “Yes, but can they act?” “Producer: “Of course they can’t act. It doesn’t matter as long as they look good on screen.” Director: “I see. Is the script good?” Producer: “It sucks, but that doesn’t matter either, these people can’t act, remember?” Director: “So…even if the script was great they'd screw it up anyway, right? Producer: “Right. As long as there’s a lot of action and gooey love scenes, who cares about anything else?” Director: “Got it. You think it’ll be a hit?” Producer: “How can it miss? We have all the ingredients necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asadora Posted April 6, 2013 #2 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Things that are needed to make a great Hollywood Movie: 1. Morgan Freeman 2. Morgan Freeman 3. Extra units of equipment because when Morgan Freeman uses them they turn to bars of gold. Oh.. wait.. the OP only said, '..to make a Hollywood movie.' In that case: 1. CGI 2. Retired actor voice-overs 3. CGI Kind Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted April 6, 2013 #3 Share Posted April 6, 2013 ~makes notes .... what are "gooey love scenes" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarMountainKid Posted April 6, 2013 Author #4 Share Posted April 6, 2013 ~makes notes .... what are "gooey love scenes" ? goo·ey Adjective Soft and sticky. Mawkishly sentimental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted April 6, 2013 #5 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Phase 1 - Collect underpants. Phase 2 - ? Phase 3 - Profit. -South Park, Underpants Gnomes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted April 6, 2013 #6 Share Posted April 6, 2013 goo·ey Adjective Soft and sticky. Mawkishly sentimental. Tom and Penelope et Vanilla Sky >? that was a nice one that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted April 6, 2013 #7 Share Posted April 6, 2013 My favorite movie about movie making is "Chump Change"... A really quirky comedy... It shows (perhaps with a bit of exaggeration) just how weird the Hollywood movie making process is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaikou Posted April 6, 2013 #8 Share Posted April 6, 2013 goo·ey Adjective Soft and sticky. Mawkishly sentimental. I'm glad you posted that before I got here. What I was going to say may have resulted in a ban. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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