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The Council of Nine
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your

pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a

calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

cool.gif You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a

fire in your back garden.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your

teacher mum or dad.

18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the

first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way

through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got

your hand or head stuck in something.

28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their

arm broken by a swan.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an

upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood

specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

Yes...I'm bored...!

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No probs CoN, it's been sorted. cool.gif

"5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a

calculator" rolleyes.gif so true.

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The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an

upturned plug.

It's Lego if your a Mum biggrin.gif

Very Funny, TC9 wink.gif

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Haha Halo...you reminded me how walking on a toy can hurt...I have no child but I remember my room was a little untidy when I was young!

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3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your

pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

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laugh.gif @ LB

If your a girlie and you go to the toilet on your own, people think your weird!! biggrin.gif

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Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a

calculator.

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

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It's Lego if your a Mum
oh yes Halo how true!!

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a

calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

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Oh My God!!!!

I always thought Tommys Avatar was an Owl sat in front of a dark moon!!!!

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Makes me wonder how I'd do on the "Ink Blot Test" wacko.gif

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tongue.gif ( Accompanied by a loud raspberry sound) laugh.gif
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smile.gifrolleyes.gif Congrats Halo you are the second person to really wierd/ scare LB out....

He said that about me only last week biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Oh My God!!!!

I always thought Tommys Avatar was an Owl sat in front of a dark moon!!!!

ohmy.gif  :D

laugh.giflaugh.gif First time I've heard that one Halo. biggrin.gif ...but now you mention it...dry.gif

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why is it, your computer crashes just whne you have got to the end of a really long essay....and the last save was at the end of paragraph 1.

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