Greetings from Dr Snuggly von Scooper!
Keel M., April 29, 2013 in Jokes and Humour
Count Kissy McMittens, that is horrible. My late wife named our cat Cuddles.
Having a big house and lots of children around, we have a lot of animals. Here are the cats I can remember (there are no doubt more)
Tiger, Big Momma, Skitty, Lie-Down, Joker, Gato, Sneaky, Newbie, Cali, Dancer. (Obviously "Newbie" was a mistake as he is no longer the newest)
Judge Furry McMittens I like it
Emperor Furry McClump, that's a funny name. My cats names were Tiger, Sally, Moe, Pee Wee, Hoey Moey, History, wanted to give that one away but became very attached to him.
My cat (named Pepper) is a rescue so I didn't name him... But if I had, his name would be "Sir Poopsalot"...
not that he answers to any name...
Princess Kissy von Scooper
Professor fishy mcpaws and my partner would be Sir Kissy Mclump, she aint too thrilled with hers lol
Chancellor Pouncey Pants
Count Hairy mcclump
Judge Sassy Von Scooper...lol.
LOL! Princess Sassy McMittens. Love it I wish I were a cat, really. I'd just lay around on a pillow all day, and get spoiled and have my fur brushed, and be Loved no matter how many times I scratch or growl at you.
Princess Bossy McMittens lol.
My 2 real cats are both rescues Jax is a tuxedo male and Freckles is a x bengal and crazy as hell. She loves to drag large objects around the house. It's not the dogs it's the cat lol.
Count Hissy Mcclumb.Don't ask.But at least I'm not a countess...
we have Buddy, Amethyst, Mr.Turtle, Chloe and Persia
judge scratchy mcpaws......... though i find my cats real namse to be better than anything that could be thought up using that method.. their names........ nomeow itsacat and Biddy tat ima purr kitty
Sir Fishy Von Scooper
It seems that cats can make around one hundred noises. But, they all reserve one for humans.
Boo, momma kitty, tiger, panther, little lady, baby girl. They all answered to their names.
When tiger and his three litter mates, were babies they would lasy on my arm when I held it a cross my chest. As they got bigger fewer of them could fit. Finally they would sometimes lay on my lap.
Emperor Fluffy Bottom...
Well, I don't have a comment for this. Lol
I don't have a cat and never have. But if I did I'd name him "Bert" if it was a male cat and "Squirt" if she were a female.
Princess Hissy Von Scooper
I am Princess Sassy McPaws.
My reign will be benevolent.
Count Hairy mcclump
Switch the order of two words and remove 1 syllable of them and you have a name on a cat which I wouldn't shout after from the porch at night. The neighbours would choke on their evening coffee.
Emperor Kissy McMittens. Well, the Emperor part sounds about right.
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