seeder Posted June 14, 2013 #1 Share Posted June 14, 2013 hahahaha... Nearly sprayed my coffee everywhere reading this!! Some UK fella hires a prozzy and when she arrives shes uglier than she described, so he calls the police to complain about it....not realizing HE had broken the law!! Classic!! "Man calls police to complain about prostitute's looks" A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her. West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act". The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138 Ah I dunno, whats the world coming to when a streetwalker tells a few little lies eh? Shocking 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Gazer Posted June 14, 2013 #2 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Awwww, I was hoping to see a photo of her lol. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted June 14, 2013 #3 Share Posted June 14, 2013 This could start a bad precedent... What if the hookers start calling the cops when the customer isn't as good looking as they would like?... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 14, 2013 Author #4 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Awwww, I was hoping to see a photo of her lol. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Gazer Posted June 14, 2013 #5 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Well....... she's got nice hair 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted June 14, 2013 #6 Share Posted June 14, 2013 This guy is such a moron, I guess he thought hookers are upstanding people just like himself. Well I guess she was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Merton Posted June 14, 2013 #7 Share Posted June 14, 2013 At least she was a she. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted June 14, 2013 #8 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Can't help thinking alcohol was involved in some way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 14, 2013 #9 Share Posted June 14, 2013 (edited) Those teeth could be dangerous to mens....er, bits! Edited June 14, 2013 by freetoroam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Merton Posted June 14, 2013 #10 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Looks to me like a breach of oral contract. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 14, 2013 #11 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Looks to me like a breach of oral contract. and contact. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 14, 2013 Author #12 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Those teeth could be dangerous to mens....er, bits! But the positive thing is - she can easy open a bottle of beer with those teeth, always handy that is 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted June 14, 2013 #13 Share Posted June 14, 2013 don't suppose anyone's got her phone number....? . *christ, this acid's a bit strong methinks....* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted June 14, 2013 #14 Share Posted June 14, 2013 She's a dental receptionist by day ? Her teeth are like stars,they come out at night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 14, 2013 Author #15 Share Posted June 14, 2013 (edited) Just to set the record straight for those that need it, she isnt the woman (or man I suspect) connected with the story....I just chose it at random, but heres another suspect Hot 19 YO CHEERLEADER - strawberry blond . Tel 111 2223 4445 97 Edited June 14, 2013 by seeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted June 15, 2013 #16 Share Posted June 15, 2013 seeder you b***ard, that phone number doesn't goddamn work!! now i've shaved my tongue and ironed my underpants for nuthin'!! *goes to get refund from marmite condoms* :-( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 15, 2013 Author #17 Share Posted June 15, 2013 seeder you b***ard, that phone number doesn't goddamn work!! now i've shaved my tongue and ironed my underpants for nuthin'!! *goes to get refund from marmite condoms* :-( hehe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odds Posted June 15, 2013 #18 Share Posted June 15, 2013 When the best you can get is a prostitute, it's probably not the best to focus on THEIR looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted June 15, 2013 #19 Share Posted June 15, 2013 An old housewives saying ,Quote, "You dont look at the mantleshelf,when you poke the fire !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Merton Posted June 15, 2013 #20 Share Posted June 15, 2013 I think for some men a prostitute is less hassle and in the end less money. The best solution is to get married, provided you married wisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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