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Ugly Prostitute? man calls police to complain


seeder

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hahahaha... :clap: Nearly sprayed my coffee everywhere reading this!! Some UK fella hires a prozzy and when she arrives shes uglier than she described, so he calls the police to complain about it....not realizing HE had broken the law!! Classic!!

"Man calls police to complain about prostitute's looks"

A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.

West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".

The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138

Ah I dunno, whats the world coming to when a streetwalker tells a few little lies eh? Shocking

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Awwww, I was hoping to see a photo of her lol.

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This could start a bad precedent... What if the hookers start calling the cops when the customer isn't as good looking as they would like?...

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Awwww, I was hoping to see a photo of her lol.

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Well....... she's got nice hair :)

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This guy is such a moron, I guess he thought hookers are upstanding people just like himself. Well I guess she was.

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Can't help thinking alcohol was involved in some way.

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Those teeth could be dangerous to mens....er, bits!

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Looks to me like a breach of oral contract.

and contact.

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Those teeth could be dangerous to mens....er, bits!

But the positive thing is - she can easy open a bottle of beer with those teeth, always handy that is :w00t:

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don't suppose anyone's got her phone number....?

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*christ, this acid's a bit strong methinks....*

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She's a dental receptionist by day ?

Her teeth are like stars,they come out at night.

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Just to set the record straight for those that need it, she isnt the woman (or man I suspect) connected with the story....I just chose it at random, but heres another suspect

Hot 19 YO CHEERLEADER - strawberry blond . Tel 111 2223 4445 97

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:w00t:

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seeder you b***ard, that phone number doesn't goddamn work!!

now i've shaved my tongue and ironed my underpants for nuthin'!!

*goes to get refund from marmite condoms*

:-(

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seeder you b***ard, that phone number doesn't goddamn work!!

now i've shaved my tongue and ironed my underpants for nuthin'!!

*goes to get refund from marmite condoms*

:-(

hehe :tu::w00t:

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When the best you can get is a prostitute, it's probably not the best to focus on THEIR looks.

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An old housewives saying ,Quote, "You dont look at the mantleshelf,when you poke the fire !!!

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I think for some men a prostitute is less hassle and in the end less money. The best solution is to get married, provided you married wisely.

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