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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in

his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a

deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead

people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you

go to?

A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was

doing an autopsy.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check

for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you

go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif Hmmm a typical Csa Question that......

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead

people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

DOH!!!!!

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you

go to?

A: Oral.

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I have to admit that one was

my favorite too! laugh.gif

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was

doing an autopsy.

Loved that one and this one:-

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check

for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

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