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DKO

Paralyzed man has testicles eaten by dog

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DKO

A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs.

With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.

Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dog-eats-paralyzed-man-testicle-article-1.1413467

This made me very queasy.

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ReaperS_ParadoX

GOOD LORD MAN

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Q-C

Someone debunk this...PLEASE!!!!!

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Ashotep

Poor man, lost the family jewels to mans best friend.

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Donnie  Darko

Poor guy. Is it cold in here? :unsure2:

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F3SS

No headline has ever stopped me in my tracks like this one. This is the worst story I've ever heard.

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DecoNoir

Oh... I just died a little inside.

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Asadora

I feel for the males who read that article. I feel even more for the dog:/

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Sakari

The NY Daily News is a Tabloid everyone......

Seeing different versions of this, and nothing on main News. At least anything I would trust.

Seen 5 different versions.....Pet dog, Feral Dog, new pet, old pet......And other scenarios...

No way this is real.....I could not see a dog eating a live person, no way. And how many people lay around with their balls hanging out anyway?

I will bet my left testicle this is bull****....

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Gunn

Well I will tell you one thing...that's about the nuttiest thing I ever heard.

Edit: Great minds think alike, Eldorado. Notice how we posted at the same time. lol....

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Eldorado

It was hell for the guy but the dog had a ball.

(lol)

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Gunn

It's no wonder the guy didn't go nuts!

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DKO

It was hell for the guy but the dog had a ball.

(lol)

And we all know how dogs never give up a ball. :wacko:

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Sundew

He sleeps in the nude? I'll bet now he sleeps with a baseball bat!

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Grandpa Greenman

Passes out....

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MJNYC

Sakari, I'm so with you. This is a BS story. I don't believe it. :)

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shrooma

it was like michael hutchence and autoasphyxia, a sex thing that went wrong.

the guy had obviously been spreading margarine on his knackers & teaching the dog to lick it off.....

.

but it backfired.

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questionmark

The dog just wanted to show his gratitude for getting fixed. Guess after the reasoning: Whats good for the dog is good for the goon.

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MrBene

And how many people lay around with their balls hanging out anyway?

Once I shared a room with 7 strangers in a tourist lodge and....welll

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Sakari

it was like michael hutchence and autoasphyxia, a sex thing that went wrong.

the guy had obviously been spreading margarine on his knackers & teaching the dog to lick it off.....

.

but it backfired.

Peanut Butter works best....

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shrooma

Peanut Butter works best....

.

....or so you've been told of course.....

;-)

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Sakari

.

....or so you've been told of course.....

;-)

A friend of a friend.... :blush:

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Shiloh17

Mans best friend does not apply here.

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