DKO Posted August 2, 2013 #1 Share Posted August 2, 2013 A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles. The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs. With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy. Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dog-eats-paralyzed-man-testicle-article-1.1413467 This made me very queasy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReaperS_ParadoX Posted August 2, 2013 #2 Share Posted August 2, 2013 GOOD LORD MAN 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted August 2, 2013 #3 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Someone debunk this...PLEASE!!!!! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted August 2, 2013 #4 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Poor man, lost the family jewels to mans best friend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Darko Posted August 2, 2013 #5 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Poor guy. Is it cold in here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3SS Posted August 2, 2013 #6 Share Posted August 2, 2013 No headline has ever stopped me in my tracks like this one. This is the worst story I've ever heard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted August 2, 2013 #7 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Oh... I just died a little inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asadora Posted August 2, 2013 #8 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I feel for the males who read that article. I feel even more for the dog:/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted August 2, 2013 #9 Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) The NY Daily News is a Tabloid everyone...... Seeing different versions of this, and nothing on main News. At least anything I would trust. Seen 5 different versions.....Pet dog, Feral Dog, new pet, old pet......And other scenarios... No way this is real.....I could not see a dog eating a live person, no way. And how many people lay around with their balls hanging out anyway? I will bet my left testicle this is bull****.... Edited August 2, 2013 by Sakari 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eldorado Posted August 2, 2013 Popular Post #10 Share Posted August 2, 2013 That's nuts. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted August 2, 2013 #11 Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) Well I will tell you one thing...that's about the nuttiest thing I ever heard. Edit: Great minds think alike, Eldorado. Notice how we posted at the same time. lol.... Edited August 2, 2013 by Purifier 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted August 2, 2013 #12 Share Posted August 2, 2013 It was hell for the guy but the dog had a ball. (lol) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted August 2, 2013 #13 Share Posted August 2, 2013 It's no wonder the guy didn't go nuts! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted August 2, 2013 Author #14 Share Posted August 2, 2013 It was hell for the guy but the dog had a ball. (lol) And we all know how dogs never give up a ball. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted August 2, 2013 #15 Share Posted August 2, 2013 He sleeps in the nude? I'll bet now he sleeps with a baseball bat! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Greenman Posted August 2, 2013 #16 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Passes out.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJNYC Posted August 2, 2013 #17 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Sakari, I'm so with you. This is a BS story. I don't believe it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted August 2, 2013 #18 Share Posted August 2, 2013 it was like michael hutchence and autoasphyxia, a sex thing that went wrong. the guy had obviously been spreading margarine on his knackers & teaching the dog to lick it off..... . but it backfired. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questionmark Posted August 2, 2013 #19 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The dog just wanted to show his gratitude for getting fixed. Guess after the reasoning: Whats good for the dog is good for the goon. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBene Posted August 2, 2013 #20 Share Posted August 2, 2013 And how many people lay around with their balls hanging out anyway? Once I shared a room with 7 strangers in a tourist lodge and....welll 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted August 2, 2013 #21 Share Posted August 2, 2013 it was like michael hutchence and autoasphyxia, a sex thing that went wrong. the guy had obviously been spreading margarine on his knackers & teaching the dog to lick it off..... . but it backfired. Peanut Butter works best.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted August 2, 2013 #22 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Peanut Butter works best.... . ....or so you've been told of course..... ;-) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted August 2, 2013 #23 Share Posted August 2, 2013 . ....or so you've been told of course..... ;-) A friend of a friend.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted August 2, 2013 Author #24 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Just read in this article that he was taken to St. Bernards Hospital. http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle-as-he-sleeps/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted August 2, 2013 #25 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Mans best friend does not apply here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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