DecoNoir Posted August 4, 2013 #1 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Just for a bit of lightheartedness, which cryptid would who hate to run into? For the sake of civility lets just have fun and assume they're real, this isn't a debate thread. For my record, the Papobowa of Tanzania has to be one of the most disturbing bits of local folklore I've come across. For those of you who don't feel like looking it up, the Papobowa is a one eyed bat demon that sneaks into mens beds and violates them vigorously... and for added detail he is apparently well endowed... just.... ugh. So what do you all think? Got some good stuff? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReaperS_ParadoX Posted August 4, 2013 #2 Share Posted August 4, 2013 wow that Papobowa of Tanzania sounds like nothing fun lmao so Im gonna say that one, also maybe the moth man he seems scary, also alien grays. they always freaked me out for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted August 4, 2013 #3 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Slenderman, because I'd have to book myself into a mental hospital after an encounter with a fictional cryptid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattg Posted August 4, 2013 #4 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I would WANT to see Sasquatch and/or Mothman. I'd not at all want to meet up with those alleged 50-100' snakes in the Amazon. At least with Sasquatch or the Mothman there is a chance for a peaceful encounter. Those damn snakes have only one thing on their minds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikko-kun Posted August 4, 2013 #5 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I have a problem with insects, so would be mothman, or a real big spider... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted August 4, 2013 #6 Share Posted August 4, 2013 (edited) I have a problem with insects, so would be mothman, or a real big spider... I agree, a spider cryptid. All those legs around you, piercing FANGS!, paralyzed, wrapped up to ponder and await the liquefying of your insides...not my chosen way to go Edited August 4, 2013 by QuiteContrary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikko-kun Posted August 4, 2013 #7 Share Posted August 4, 2013 For me it's not so much the torture they might give, but how they look... having a tarantula on my hand would be the same as having a man with fear for heights jump from 10 metres (I think 30 feet) to swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keninsc Posted August 4, 2013 #8 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Melba Ketchum without question. What? She's not a cryptid you say? Are you kidding me? A lesbian with her own genetics lab and publishing house and claims to have had sex with Bigfoot. Hell, after that Bigfoot would be a damned old tea party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted August 5, 2013 Author #9 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Melba Ketchum without question. What? She's not a cryptid you say? Are you kidding me? A lesbian with her own genetics lab and publishing house and claims to have had sex with Bigfoot. Hell, after that Bigfoot would be a damned old tea party. I'm staring at my monitor in slack jawed horror right now... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabby Kitten Posted August 5, 2013 #10 Share Posted August 5, 2013 A big pterodactyl, or a dinosaur-like monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted August 5, 2013 #11 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Satan....I mean, think of the things that would intell if you just walk down a street, turn a corner and BAM! lord of all evil just chilling at a Starbucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBene Posted August 5, 2013 #12 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Charlie Sheen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s33ker Posted August 5, 2013 #13 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Werewolf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Terreur Posted August 5, 2013 #14 Share Posted August 5, 2013 i know, that won't really count as cryptids, but i'd say "ancient aliens"....that would give my belief in human creativity and ingenuity a huge dent, and it would also mean that all those stories i used to laugh at on here would be TRUE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted August 5, 2013 Author #15 Share Posted August 5, 2013 i know, that won't really count as cryptids, but i'd say "ancient aliens"....that would give my belief in human creativity and ingenuity a huge dent, and it would also mean that all those stories i used to laugh at on here would be TRUE! i know, that won't really count as cryptids, but i'd say "ancient aliens"....that would give my belief in human creativity and ingenuity a huge dent, and it would also mean that all those stories i used to laugh at on here would be TRUE! Bonus dent for them being giant albinos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Terreur Posted August 5, 2013 #16 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Bonus dent for them being giant albinos? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted August 5, 2013 #17 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The Beast of Dartmoor.... cos it would mean I'd gotten the wrong train home again. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted August 5, 2013 #18 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) Hmmm. The elusive 'Brick Wall' cryptid of course. Hides in plain sight and really hurts if you run into one... Edit: I know it is a bad joke I'm sorry. Edited August 5, 2013 by Timonthy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted August 5, 2013 Author #19 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Hmmm. The elusive 'Brick Wall' cryptid of course. Hides in plain sight and really hurts if you run into one... Edit: I know it is a bad joke I'm sorry. Hey my threads are open for jokes good or bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Flower Posted August 5, 2013 #20 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) Anything that can fly Edited August 5, 2013 by Spore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PersonFromPorlock Posted August 5, 2013 #21 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The one from the government that's here to help me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanB Posted August 5, 2013 #22 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Yeah, my vote is for giant rape-bat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Octopus Posted August 5, 2013 #23 Share Posted August 5, 2013 MoMo: http://www.stateofhorror.com/momo.html Springheel Jack --does he count as a cryptid? The Dover Demon always freaked me out, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtfhaveidone Posted August 5, 2013 #24 Share Posted August 5, 2013 my mom. well i dont like the one eyed bat rapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keninsc Posted August 5, 2013 #25 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Hey? Once you go bat you never go back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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